Riley
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None of that going back to the 1800s bullshit.
None of that going back to the 1800s bullshit.
I'm a Colonel of this motherfucking tank.
I'm a Colonel of this motherfucking tank.
I'm a Colonel of this motherfucking tank.
Yeah, I did. They let me bring my katana in. What kind of shoes did you wear? Close-toed, obviously. I know this, anybody.
Yeah, I did. They let me bring my katana in. What kind of shoes did you wear? Close-toed, obviously. I know this, anybody.
Yeah, I did. They let me bring my katana in. What kind of shoes did you wear? Close-toed, obviously. I know this, anybody.
Well, fuck yeah. Well, that's the one exception. I think Jimmy Buffett could wear thongs to the child's birth, I think. Well, what are you supposed to wear? Like, oh, I was saying, I pulled her right out. No way you did. By the head, I did. I got gloved up. And they let you do it? There's not somebody there? Is there a lifeguard or something? Well, I don't know. My doctor was such a baller.
Well, fuck yeah. Well, that's the one exception. I think Jimmy Buffett could wear thongs to the child's birth, I think. Well, what are you supposed to wear? Like, oh, I was saying, I pulled her right out. No way you did. By the head, I did. I got gloved up. And they let you do it? There's not somebody there? Is there a lifeguard or something? Well, I don't know. My doctor was such a baller.
Well, fuck yeah. Well, that's the one exception. I think Jimmy Buffett could wear thongs to the child's birth, I think. Well, what are you supposed to wear? Like, oh, I was saying, I pulled her right out. No way you did. By the head, I did. I got gloved up. And they let you do it? There's not somebody there? Is there a lifeguard or something? Well, I don't know. My doctor was such a baller.
And is the mom awake during this? Yes, sir. Okay. She's full awake. She's not on her phone or anything, is she? Dude, she's on Clash of Clans.
And is the mom awake during this? Yes, sir. Okay. She's full awake. She's not on her phone or anything, is she? Dude, she's on Clash of Clans.
And is the mom awake during this? Yes, sir. Okay. She's full awake. She's not on her phone or anything, is she? Dude, she's on Clash of Clans.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.