Rob Beckett

I bet he has.

Yeah.

One thing led to another, and we ended up having sex there in the middle of the workday.

The door was locked.

No one could come in, and there were no cameras.

Bear in mind, three paragraphs ago, she was talking about the spread of COVID.

Um...

They were getting thrushed off their fucking PPE.

After the deed was done, I made myself look more presentable and took some things back into the pharmacy.

And all eyes were on me.

I was wondering why everyone was looking at me until a few minutes later, I heard what I could describe as a noise that made my stomach drop.

The delivery driver had put his music on low in the room next door whilst he was working.

What I didn't realise, that there was a vent in the roof of the storage room.

that led to the vent in the pharmacy oh so they heard it the noise traveled very well through and the wall that we had just had sex on was paper thin this meant that every single person that was standing in this dispensary the pharmacy had just heard me and the delivery driver oh my god having sex the last 15 minutes fair play

And this was why they were looking at me like I had three heads.

When I realised this, I ran out of the pharmacy.

I'm back next door to our delivery driver for a second helping.

No, not for a second.

Next door to our delivery driver to tell him what everyone just heard and that I needed some moral support in the pharmacy.

He laughed at me and went back to work.