Rob Beckett

Oh, my God.

Well, I'm learning that, and, like, poor Lou has been... You didn't need to drive, did you?

No, but, like, I needed to drive the next day to get everyone to ice skate in.

Lou could have, but, like, if I can't ice skate or drive and I can't walk, well, I mean, I'm no help.

I'm actually hard at work for Lou.

So I think, oh, God, I can't tell Lou about... Anyway, she goes, well, let me have a look.

Let's see what we can do.

The pain, mate.

She was literally just...

open my foot and just basically scraping my foot with a knife and having a go at it.

And she's like, so well, you got any plans for Bristol?

Oh my God.

And then she gets to a point, she goes, I can hear something in there.

I can hear it scraping.

And I think I've got it out because I can't hear the scraping anymore.

And she went, I can't go any deeper with that anaesthetic because it's probably quite painful already.

I was like, yeah, yeah, let's not go deeper.

What was it?

So I've had that weird lump on my foot since July.

And I think it was glass.