Rob Beckett

from holiday I've trod on some glass when I've got out of a swimming pool and because my foot was soft it's just sort of taken it and it's been rooted around in there and then a callus grew over it my body rejected a bit of it which was what that thing fell off last week and then I think when I've squeezed it to try and get the other bit out I've basically just pushed it further in my foot and turned it so I'm just walking on the glass I think the squeeze was a mistake

If you've got a lump, don't squeeze it.

Just go to a doctor.

So anyway, she was bleeding a bit, but then she went, are you okay?

I went, yeah, why?

She went, I'm putting direct pressure on that gap and I couldn't feel it.

So she'd got the glass out of my foot, Josh.

And then she put like a cushioning on it and it was a bit sore for a couple of days after because obviously I had a little cut in my foot, but it just felt like a normal cut.

And it was honestly like magic.

Like the hairs on the back of my neck were like,

oh my god so she managed to get it out and then i went that doesn't feel painful she went it won't because the thing's gone it'll just be a bit sore what time of day was this this is 2 p.m shows at eight shows at eight because that's the only time i could get in before they shut and i was like i've got ice skating tomorrow will i be all right she went it'll be fine because i've removed what was in there yeah it might hurt but it's not going to make it worse well ice skating's not going to be if anything it's not as bad as walking

Yeah, exactly.

And it was, it was fine to be fair.

And it's much better.

It's basically back to normal now.

Honestly though, Josh, it was awful.

You've like overnight just like stabbing my foot, this bit of glass.

Yeah, about 1am.

Went to bed, woke up at six because the kids are up early.

Was it the actual birthday?