Rob Corddry

The Michael Jackson trial. A trial of the century like this only comes around one or two times a year. It was my shot at the big time. 5.30 a.m. I wasted no time going in depth with diehard Jackson supporters whose otherwise productive lives have been put on hold by the trial of a man whose music they like.

The Michael Jackson trial. A trial of the century like this only comes around one or two times a year. It was my shot at the big time. 5.30 a.m. I wasted no time going in depth with diehard Jackson supporters whose otherwise productive lives have been put on hold by the trial of a man whose music they like.

So you've seen everything?

So you've seen everything?

Were you there for the molestation?

Were you there for the molestation?

So how long have you been here for the trial? So what's your favorite Michael Jackson song?

So how long have you been here for the trial? So what's your favorite Michael Jackson song?

Unbreakable and You're Not Alone. So do you think you jacked that kid off? Daybreak, the media tent buzzing, lights up, reporters miked, cameras rolling, news about to break, and nothing. As the new guy, I wasn't sure what came next. Luckily, the experienced trial media was happy to give me some pointers. Hi, I'm with The Daily Show. Will you guys talk to us on camera? No.

Unbreakable and You're Not Alone. So do you think you jacked that kid off? Daybreak, the media tent buzzing, lights up, reporters miked, cameras rolling, news about to break, and nothing. As the new guy, I wasn't sure what came next. Luckily, the experienced trial media was happy to give me some pointers. Hi, I'm with The Daily Show. Will you guys talk to us on camera? No.

Do you mind answering a couple questions on camera? Sure. Hello? Somebody throw me a bone? I'm with The Daily Show. Shut down. I guess they didn't want The Daily Show turning this thing into a circus. No one would speak to me. Except... My name's Peter Bowes.

Do you mind answering a couple questions on camera? Sure. Hello? Somebody throw me a bone? I'm with The Daily Show. Shut down. I guess they didn't want The Daily Show turning this thing into a circus. No one would speak to me. Except... My name's Peter Bowes.

The BBC.

The BBC.

No, no, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa. I mean, what are we doing here? How am I supposed to cover this thing?

No, no, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa. I mean, what are we doing here? How am I supposed to cover this thing?

I'd blown Jackson's entrance. Damn my spastic colon. I strapped on a diaper and followed Jackson inside.

I'd blown Jackson's entrance. Damn my spastic colon. I strapped on a diaper and followed Jackson inside.

Well, I'm not here for that trial. I'm here for the triple rape homicide.

Well, I'm not here for that trial. I'm here for the triple rape homicide.