Rob Corddry

The BBC.

The BBC.

No, no, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa. I mean, what are we doing here? How am I supposed to cover this thing?

No, no, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa. I mean, what are we doing here? How am I supposed to cover this thing?

I'd blown Jackson's entrance. Damn my spastic colon. I strapped on a diaper and followed Jackson inside.

I'd blown Jackson's entrance. Damn my spastic colon. I strapped on a diaper and followed Jackson inside.

Well, I'm not here for that trial. I'm here for the triple rape homicide.

Well, I'm not here for that trial. I'm here for the triple rape homicide.

Okay, actually, I am on the witness list. My name is Macaulay Culkin, if you can check that.

Okay, actually, I am on the witness list. My name is Macaulay Culkin, if you can check that.

Locked out with eight hours to go and nothing to do. Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to get inside MJ's head, okay? It's called research. I was at a loss. Then, it occurred to me. WWGD. What would Geraldo do? If Tom Steddon has something that I don't know, and Michael Jackson is convicted, I'll shave off my mustache. Okay. So what are you going to shave?

Locked out with eight hours to go and nothing to do. Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to get inside MJ's head, okay? It's called research. I was at a loss. Then, it occurred to me. WWGD. What would Geraldo do? If Tom Steddon has something that I don't know, and Michael Jackson is convicted, I'll shave off my mustache. Okay. So what are you going to shave?

I'm going to shave my nut stash. Three hours until the money shot. Ample time to craft the kind of insightful legal journalism that's been a hallmark of this trial.

I'm going to shave my nut stash. Three hours until the money shot. Ample time to craft the kind of insightful legal journalism that's been a hallmark of this trial.

Oh, he's bad, all right. Promises to be a thriller. If Jackson can't beat it, a conviction could mean the end of his... Purple Rain. Black Purple Rain's Prince. It remains to be seen whether the prosecution can prove that Michael Jackson fondled this PYT.

Oh, he's bad, all right. Promises to be a thriller. If Jackson can't beat it, a conviction could mean the end of his... Purple Rain. Black Purple Rain's Prince. It remains to be seen whether the prosecution can prove that Michael Jackson fondled this PYT.

What the jury heard is that when it comes to prepubescent cancer victims, as far as Michael Jackson is concerned, it doesn't matter if you're black or white. Is that good? 4.59, one minute to departure. Time to videotape Michael Jackson from a distance and yell questions at him. Michael, if you're guilty, keep walking!

What the jury heard is that when it comes to prepubescent cancer victims, as far as Michael Jackson is concerned, it doesn't matter if you're black or white. Is that good? 4.59, one minute to departure. Time to videotape Michael Jackson from a distance and yell questions at him. Michael, if you're guilty, keep walking!

Do you guys love the high-profile trials as much as we do? The media circus.

Do you guys love the high-profile trials as much as we do? The media circus.