Rob Corddry

Okay, actually, I am on the witness list. My name is Macaulay Culkin, if you can check that.

Okay, actually, I am on the witness list. My name is Macaulay Culkin, if you can check that.

Locked out with eight hours to go and nothing to do. Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to get inside MJ's head, okay? It's called research. I was at a loss. Then, it occurred to me. WWGD. What would Geraldo do? If Tom Steddon has something that I don't know, and Michael Jackson is convicted, I'll shave off my mustache. Okay. So what are you going to shave?

Locked out with eight hours to go and nothing to do. Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to get inside MJ's head, okay? It's called research. I was at a loss. Then, it occurred to me. WWGD. What would Geraldo do? If Tom Steddon has something that I don't know, and Michael Jackson is convicted, I'll shave off my mustache. Okay. So what are you going to shave?

I'm going to shave my nut stash. Three hours until the money shot. Ample time to craft the kind of insightful legal journalism that's been a hallmark of this trial.

I'm going to shave my nut stash. Three hours until the money shot. Ample time to craft the kind of insightful legal journalism that's been a hallmark of this trial.

Oh, he's bad, all right. Promises to be a thriller. If Jackson can't beat it, a conviction could mean the end of his... Purple Rain. Black Purple Rain's Prince. It remains to be seen whether the prosecution can prove that Michael Jackson fondled this PYT.

Oh, he's bad, all right. Promises to be a thriller. If Jackson can't beat it, a conviction could mean the end of his... Purple Rain. Black Purple Rain's Prince. It remains to be seen whether the prosecution can prove that Michael Jackson fondled this PYT.

What the jury heard is that when it comes to prepubescent cancer victims, as far as Michael Jackson is concerned, it doesn't matter if you're black or white. Is that good? 4.59, one minute to departure. Time to videotape Michael Jackson from a distance and yell questions at him. Michael, if you're guilty, keep walking!

What the jury heard is that when it comes to prepubescent cancer victims, as far as Michael Jackson is concerned, it doesn't matter if you're black or white. Is that good? 4.59, one minute to departure. Time to videotape Michael Jackson from a distance and yell questions at him. Michael, if you're guilty, keep walking!

Do you guys love the high-profile trials as much as we do? The media circus.

Do you guys love the high-profile trials as much as we do? The media circus.

John, before we talk about the trial, I'd like to apologize to you. I know we agreed ahead of time that if the verdict was guilty, I would wave a red flag. And if it was innocent, wave a blue flag. But in the excitement of the moment, I came out waving the severed head of a cat. Which obviously can be interpreted any number of ways. I'm sorry to have put you in that position.

John, before we talk about the trial, I'd like to apologize to you. I know we agreed ahead of time that if the verdict was guilty, I would wave a red flag. And if it was innocent, wave a blue flag. But in the excitement of the moment, I came out waving the severed head of a cat. Which obviously can be interpreted any number of ways. I'm sorry to have put you in that position.

It won't happen again. Yeah, it won't happen again.

It won't happen again. Yeah, it won't happen again.

Also, I should apologize to that woman I knocked over in my haste to report on this story. Though, in my defense, who parks their wheelchair at the top of the courthouse steps? You'd think an 80 year old would know better. Anyway, my condolences to her family. And to the families of those she struck on the way down. That's a lot of steps, John.

Also, I should apologize to that woman I knocked over in my haste to report on this story. Though, in my defense, who parks their wheelchair at the top of the courthouse steps? You'd think an 80 year old would know better. Anyway, my condolences to her family. And to the families of those she struck on the way down. That's a lot of steps, John.

No, it wasn't, John. And it highlights a disturbing trend that's all too obvious in the media these days. The viewers are completely out of control. Did you say, I'm sorry, did you say the viewers? Yes, John. I'm just as shocked as you at how aggressive the viewers have become. They're constantly beating us down with unrealistic demands for immediacy.

No, it wasn't, John. And it highlights a disturbing trend that's all too obvious in the media these days. The viewers are completely out of control. Did you say, I'm sorry, did you say the viewers? Yes, John. I'm just as shocked as you at how aggressive the viewers have become. They're constantly beating us down with unrealistic demands for immediacy.