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Rob Schneider

πŸ‘€ Speaker
1882 total appearances

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

You know, I didn't used to be, but now I understand.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Do you have the audience lock their phones in a pouch?

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

I don't do that because I don't think it matters anymore.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

I used to think they could get canceled, but once they've tried to cancel so many times and you survive, you're like, well, what can they do to me at this point?

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

You know?

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Yeah.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And also if they want to do it, I mean, I think it's kind of a childish, I do think though, for the, you know, the guys who are making like, you know, $40 million on Netflix, they don't want to get their jokes out too early.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

I get that.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

But at this point, I don't think it's, I used to do that, but it's expensive.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

You got to bring the pouches.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And then it's also a pain in the ass for them.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

The audience is like, let them be adults.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

If they want to go on their phone, people are addicted to their phones.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

No, you're right about that because, you know, cause I do ask at some point, um,

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

for women to, I try to get them to a point where I'm manipulating, you know, subverting them to, you know, it's like, because they're emotionally, that you can manipulate, you know, so I try to get their empathy and go, you know, it's because you're so, you know, you have so much empathy and compassion.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

That's why you raise children.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

That's why there's so many of us.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

You're incredible.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

But then I get to the point where you can be manipulated to use this empathy for people who don't deserve it.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And then I ask them to reconsider their right to vote.