Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal — Which Makes Me A Fascist"
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What personal responsibilities does Rob Schneider discuss?
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Mexican waiter was really nervous.
And I said, you know, are you okay? You know, these are the guys we want here in this country.
People working hard. Then he completely fucked up our order. And I was like, get this guy out of here, you know? You can't fuck up lunch. That's the most important meal of the day. As soon as I got the check, I called ICE.
And at table 47, gotta get over here.
I'm a conservative. Well, I mean, I'm a 90s liberal, which makes me a right-wing fascist now, right?
We all are now.
God forbid we stick to those, you know, free speech and, you know, women's rights and things like that crazy stuff. The idea that you can silence other people just because you disagree, I mean, that has to be... I mean, I'm still waiting for the Democrats to say that's not good.
I think he might be waiting for a woman.
California either has a huge homeless problem or a gigantic camping success story. Maybe it's both. I don't know.
Rob Schneider, welcome back. Thank you so much. Brother, it's only been about a year. Last time we had you on the show, it was right after the election. Yeah. Pretty much the biggest episode we've ever done. 2.5 million views. People absolutely loved it.
Thank you.
Very honored. It's been 12 months and like so much has happened. It's crazy.
no it seems like the chinese uh uh what it's not a proverb but it's basically the curse yeah now you live in interesting times we are living in very interesting times a lot has happened since then i think uh the realization um still sinking in to the liberals that they've lost power and um they are not uh giving up easily That's the demonstrations, the no kings, leftist demonstrations, as the former Soviets called them, the useful idiots. So they're doing that. And also there's a wake up. I mean, the fact just because the Republicans are in power that they can actually do all the stuff they want to do. It's just it's a wake up call to realize, you know, you can't. There's a there's some impediments to it.
Love. We can't do everything we'd like to, but we'd like to very much so.
Well, the only conversation you and our booker have is basically you impersonating his English accent. And ripping him a new one. We all enjoy listening in as that happens.
No, I just like, he just assumes like... No, I told you yesterday we're coming at 1.30. Yeah, but I didn't agree, you asshole. No, but I said I sent you a message, which means it's going to happen automatically. I'm English. I make things happen.
You still use our rules. Well, you kept the rule of law and property rights. We owe you. So when I say a message, you're stuck with it. I mean, he's not wrong, is he?
No, he's not wrong. But it is lovely, though, because I find myself to be an Anglophile. And all the best humor was that, because we didn't get the shitty stuff, you know? Truthfully, I was never, I mean, no offense, but I was never into Benny Hill.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What personal responsibilities does Rob Schneider discuss?
0:00–6:28
2
How does Rob Schneider define his political stance as a 90s liberal?
6:28–10:02
3
What insights does Rob share about the current political climate?
10:02–22:46
4
How does Rob Schneider view the impact of comedy on societal issues?
22:46–35:57
5
What are Schneider's thoughts on the role of nationalism in America?
35:57–50:54
6
How does Rob Schneider address the concept of free speech?
50:54–1:13:13
7
What challenges does Rob see in the current state of comedy?
1:13:13–1:16:14
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