Rob Schneider

I'm proof of that.

Very painful.

but it um it's fun though because you know there's some really interesting intellectuals and um like you know jordan peterson's been such a gift to the to the male spirit really and he had this wonderful thing that i talk about now on stage it's great because i'm not gonna have to interfere with his him doing stand-up but i can uh you know you talk to him and uh

I'll say, oh yeah, well, let me tell you, the women that we have today, we have, they're all survivors of the barbarian hordes that came in.

And they all, the barbarians would come into the new armies, they'd kill all the men, cut their heads off.

And they'd say, okay, we're going to cut your heads off or you want to come with us?

And the loyal women who got all their heads cut off, they stayed and died next to their husband.

But the ones who said, I've always been interested in seeing Germany.

Let's go.

Those are the ones that survived.

And I said, all the women here tonight in this audience, you are the survivors.

You are the ones who left with the new husbands.

And what was too far was when I'd say to them, every woman in here is a traitor.

And I was like, that wasn't too much.

But you have to try that.

And I'd go, um...

but it's it's fun to uh and then i have them they're my favorite things i'll tell the audience to look at it i want you to look at the guy guys i want you to look at the woman you're with right now just look at her tell her i know what you're capable of but anyway i don't know i mean i hope it doesn't come off like it's angry but it's it's definitely um angry but it's fun and i hope it's it's a it's a challenge and to try to to do things that are interesting

Unbelievable.

And he was- No, I think it was earlier than that one.

Was it?