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Rob Schneider

πŸ‘€ Speaker
1882 total appearances

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And, but I said, you know, that's what I talk about for what is, you know, for years saying about like, we got to get rid of diversity, equity, inclusion.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

If you want to have the best society, we need the best at each position.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

So, you know, that's why you have, you don't see Filipino Jews like me in professional sports because you want to win.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Right.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Right.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

You want to win.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Right.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And you see Filipinos.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

We're good nurses.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

That's what we do.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

You know, we're good at that.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And usually there's a Filipino in the audience, and usually they work at a hospital.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

If they don't, that's when I say, you know, you're not living up to your potential.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And I said, and it was based on a true story.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

I said, I'm sorry, I don't want a seven-foot black guy.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

It's not racist, but I don't want a seven-foot black guy trying to take blood out of my arm.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

You know, it's all like...

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Let me see that Vane.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

And we're like, dude, your finger's as big as my dick.

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Rob Schneider: "I'm A 90s Liberal β€” Which Makes Me A Fascist"

Can you go find an Asian person to finish this shit?