Robbie Knox

I think he's a fucking lion.

Also.

Pervert lion has been released from captivity.

That is right.

You're definitely not gay.

You're having sex with like 25 women.

Yeah, but he said I have to.

Okay.

You've done the same thing.

Now that you're bald, fat, mentally weak, and have big teeth, you're going to go for a topless photo shoot, stood next to your gym friend, Darren Huckabee, who's been hitting the creatine and getting extra ripped for summer.

You'll be in a sauna to maximise sweating, and the photos will be posted for your Instagram account with the caption, beach ready, who wants a suck of my ice lolly, and then in brackets, dick.

Just in case anyone didn't understand.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, I know this.

I think either 50 or approaching 50 very soon.

Cherrapunji which is also in Meghalaya it's the close second for the world's wettest place and it has held the record for decades the two towns essentially trade the title so I wanted to make sure that if it was a bad if it was a good weather day in the other place that you'd also have the chance of the second wettest place where is Cherrapunji it's just down the road from the other one in India that's ideal as well don't have to travel too far no not really

You pick one of them, it's like I had to go with one of them.

If you say it twice...

Spending a day with him.

Yeah.