Robby Hoffman

But if another lesbian like me, like, or even butchier than me with the buzz cut and the whole hit on me, I'd be like, what are you, fucking gay?

Like, that to me is so gay.

And it happens.

It'd be too much for you.

Yeah, just, no, it's not even, yeah, like, you know, Gab and I make sense to me.

So that person was like, and I was like, and they were like, no, no, no, I love, they were like, oh, no, I'm not gay like that.

They were like, I love your comedy.

I'm like, oh.

Thank you so much.

I'm happy.

It's relating to the, you know, but then I was like, okay, nevermind you.

Who are you with?

And it was Gabby.

And, you know, one of these things doesn't belong, you know, kind of a dive, you know, lesbian events or not.

Um, let's, let's just say we're not gay men.

You know, the event space isn't, isn't, you know, the flowers weren't picked up that day and all, all the stuff that gay men maybe do, but, um, we could use more at our places, but, uh,

Gab was there and I was like, well, who's this?

And they were like, oh yeah, that's Gabby the Bachelor.

I was like, the Bachelor's gay?

But I don't know what the Bachelor's doing.