Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy. Robbie Hoffman, welcome to Call Her Daddy. Thanks for having me. I'm so happy you're here. Thrilled. I mean, you are an Emmy nominated actress and comedian. In my opinion, you're one of the funniest people in the industry right now. Thank you. I appreciate that.
How do you feel when people read your bio and like accolades to you? Do you like it?
I feel great when I hear about myself. I'm extremely proud of myself. And I think it's probably something that comes from the self-raising of it all. I don't know. I just feel like... I think when you're when you don't know when your parents aren't that involved in the raising of you and you depend on yourself a lot for the, you know, the raising.
I kind of look at myself and I go, my God, I'm really proud of you. Well done. Like it was, you know, so first of all, not many people are reading my bio back to me. But if they did and it's in a positive light, I say thank you.
Keep it coming.
Like, what am I going to?
It's amazing. I feel like, um.
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Chapter 2: How does Robby Hoffman feel about her accolades?
You can kind of tell a lot about a person by how they react when people sing them happy birthday. Oh, right. What are you doing? What are you doing when people are like, here we go?
Happy birthday. You know, I get a lot of attention. Okay. Nature of what I do. I'm an entertainer. I do stand-up comedy. I act and I write and I'm in the public and my relationship gets the attention. So I do like and like things like that. I'm happy to give other people the attention, especially like weddings. Like Gab and I eloped. We had a very small wedding. But in my family...
I like partaking in their weddings and really celebrating them because it's like they have more quiet. They are not as accoladed. Not for any reason. It's just not what they do. For instance, my sister's a social worker. She doesn't. you know, she's not like getting articles and you know, so when she has a wedding, I'm like thrilled to throw that on.
So the happy birthday, I feel like I get enough. That's why our wedding being small, it's like we're going to have the whole family fly out. We get a ton of praise all the time.
And so where we can pull back, we do. If you had to say, though, what is the most attention whore thing you've ever done?
I mean, I was like class clown. I think I was always, I didn't know how to, I didn't know how to, you know, steer or finesse that energy. You know, I kind of wanted whatever attention I got in trouble a lot. Um, you know, I got kicked out of class and things like that.
And then now that I've harnessed it, like I do have attention, but it's in a very sophisticated harnessed way now versus it was free for all until I figured it all out. Yeah, free for all whore-ish. Like, okay, like whore? Yeah, I gave tons of handjobs. Is that what you're getting to, Call Her Daddy? No, no, no. Like in ninth grade? No, no, no. What do you mean, whore?
Okay, yeah.
I gave, what? I gave, they were, a couple of tugs. It wasn't much. I didn't know about lube. They were very dry and the customers seemed happy. I never had a problem. Handjobs are just never a good experience for anyone. I mean, I've given six blowjobs. Six? I know, it's a lot. It's very generous. Six? I've given six.
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Chapter 3: What are the unhinged things that crowds have done to comedians?
Like they had their own identity crisis. Let people like, they were like trying to do subs at one point. Thank God those are gone. I hear the Filet-O-Fish is good. I don't go near it, which as a lesbian is shocking. But people who like it, that is their go-to. That's their go-to, yeah. That is their go-to. Okay.
All right. I've never tried it. Maybe I'll try it. Maybe we'll try it. I don't know. Is it true that in the early days of your career, you got your script for comedy in front of network executives by impersonating couriers claiming that you have a delivery to make?
Yes, it was only one. You know, I wrote a script when I discovered stand up. And this relates to your earlier question. I was like. And then I thought I could be good at it, and I was. Now, most people who see stand-up, they think they can be good at it. They can't. I happen to be. It's like 9 out of 10 times this is not going to be the case for you if you're watching this, and I apologize.
But for me, it was, and it was, like, devastating because it's like now I have to pursue this thing. I had a moral dilemma. Like, I have the opportunity to have a good job. Like to make more than, you know, just as an accountant, I was making $32,500 a year, Canadian, my first year at 22 years old, which was, nobody was really even salaried, right?
Already making more than obviously my mother or whatever. And then I'm going to pursue the arts. Like the thing, it just, it was very difficult to think, but I knew I was good at it. How did you know you were good? Because I was winning. I gave it six months. I said, if six months, nothing is doing. Phenomenal. KPMG gave me a laptop for keeps. We are killing it. They couldn't be nicer to me.
I wasn't the best auditor, but I was invited on the audits that were out of state and stuff because just the travel. I'm good on a plane. Let's play on the movie. But Yeah, it was a real moral dilemma for me. And so that's why I gave myself that six months. Like if it's six months, nothing's doing, okay, you have a great job. You get paid every two weeks. This is wonderful.
And during that six months, I was doing mics and stuff and competing. I did open mic competitions. I was submitting to festivals and it was all, I was getting approved. So there were benchmarks. There were ways to know, right? That you were good at it. And trust me, if I wasn't good at it, I would have stopped. I do not want to be traipsing around this scene like many that we see.
And there's no awareness. And if you don't have self-awareness, take it from others after a certain point. You know, there are comics who get up there and they say, you know, I've been bombing for six years and they talk about it on podcast and they're bombing and bombing. If you're bombing to that extent, by the way, it happens. Okay. But to that extent, maybe, maybe it isn't for you.
No worries. You got to go. No worries. But it could never be me. You're too self-aware. No. And if I'm not, I don't even trust that. I thought I was good, but I'm not going by me. I'm then going to say, okay, I'm going to enter that competition. I'm going to enter this. I'm going to do that. Is everybody on my page? Right. Because I know that I come with a certain amount of delusion.
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Chapter 4: What led Robby Hoffman to pivot from accounting to comedy?
Men, I can apply more of a general, they're more basically made. So I can, you know, they're like a pill like that. Like, like I can, you know, we, we're more, women are a lot more complex. Yeah.
Okay. Let's unpack this further. I'm going to give you a scenario. Yeah. You're going to tell me if it qualifies as great or jail. And we're like, we're bringing this down to like normal life. We're not talking. Should I pee now or after? You have already have to pee. I have because I'm having my tea. Go.
Really?
Okay.
But are you going to be able to continue as is?
Oh, I'll sit right here. Will you run? Do you know where it is? I don't think... Hey, everyone, intermission. I actually don't think anyone's ever left during an interview to pee. I appreciate the directness. Most people would sit there and just hold it. No, no, no, because you know what? Tell me. I consume a lot of water and tea.
I just saw the tea's gone. You're already hitting the unwell. And I won't do this on here and it makes Gab sick. I will squeeze that teabag at the end. It's one of the grossest things that I do.
Don't you dare.
That is the 5% of the woman. You know what? That was exactly 95% normal. And 5%, she takes the end at the end of her tea. And it's as gross, some might say, as pedophilia. She takes the end of the teabag, some may say, and she squeezes it.
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Chapter 5: What humorous experiences does Robby share about her nightlife with friends?
Why should we be? No girls. I always knew girls don't pay for drinks at bars. I looked good. I put on whatever tight I had to be. I had a good time and I would just walk up to whatever, you know, they used to have guys roped off at clubs and stuff. I'd say, what are we drinking, fellas? Before we knew it, we're like five girls. We're sitting there.
We're drinking, you know, the orange juice and the cranberry juice are there. The bottle service. I'm like pouring all of them. And then we would leave those guys. We never put out, we never anything.
We just got our preacher.
Did you actually call them fellas back then? No, I would say, hey guys, what are we, you know, like we were always, and we were always, it's so funny looking back. We were always like amazed. Like, let's say we were like, we were like, Five, like, skinny bitches, like, 20 years old, short skirts, heels, the whole bit in the freezing cold. You know, not even paying for coat checks.
So running from the car to the club, trying to get in. Please, sir, we're cold. And we can't believe he lets us in. Okay, meanwhile, we're like five. 20-year-old girls, like, of course that's who's getting, and we can't believe we got the free drinks. Did you believe these guys gave us? It's so obvious. That's the only reason they got the bottle was for this to happen to them.
Dude, isn't it so terrifying when you look at it and you're like, oh my God, how stupid and easy men are when it's like, all it took was me to wear that chop? Are you fucking kidding me?
But they had to spend some money. I do remember thinking- Well, I do remember because I remember my brothers having to go out and I helped my brothers with their Plenty of Fish profiles and online dating back then. And one of my brothers was colorblind. He's like, this shirt, this shirt. My brother was so cute, but they didn't have money.
And I always felt like what really sung me, because I always thought a great date for any amount was a movie. And when movies became unaffordable, I said, that is it. If my brother cannot even take a girl to a movie, what are we doing? What chance does he have? What chance? And he's only like 18. Like he's trying to order. He's working at FedEx.
Like if he can't take a bitch to a movie, like he's not. I've been out to these clubs. What is he going to do? He's stuck. It's horrible because these fellas had to have like that bottle was like $500. I don't know what it was.
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