Robby Hoffman

I had a good figure.

I'm low-key pretty.

I have a prettiness to me.

You know, my brother always asks, he's like, why are you starting to look like Joe Pesci?

Like, he's like, you know, like my family thinks like, my sisters are like, you know, you could be pretty.

Like, you know, like they think like, I don't know.

Like he thinks like I have an insecurity or whatever, like I dress like, you know, you could be wearing like my sister used to like if we were window shopping, she'd be like, oh, with your figure, I'd wear that dress.

And it's like they can't imagine that I choose to dress like they think it's like must be something.

But in high school, when I wasn't in tune to what I just was like, oh, yeah, like, you know, in high school, we wanted jobs, boyfriends, like, you know, it was Romeo and Michelle.

Let's go.

So.

My friends had, you know, like let's say my friend's father would take us somewhere, like my mom didn't drive, right?

Or like I never had any money.

And maybe my friends, they got allowance.

I once asked my grandfather for allowance and he walked me to the fridge.

He's like, you want allowance?

I don't know, what do you think this is?

All the food in the fridge?

And I'm like, copy that.

Thank you, grandpa.