Robert Evans

As we know, kings are supposed to, you're supposed to, as a king, defeat one dragon.

And Osama bin Laden's kind of a dragon, right?

He's the Matt Groening of 9-11.

Where, like, he's, like, the basic idea.

But he's not, like, Conan O'Brien has a lot more to do with planning 9-11 than Matt Groening, right?

If we're Simpsons-ing.

yeah yeah like there were yes like he's in charge but there were a lot of talented people under yeah there's a lot of talented harvard graduates making making the show work underneath it yes got it um who's the david x cohen of al-qaeda find out would we come back from uh you know this break that was a really good one

We're back.

David X. Cohen is the Khalid Sheikh Mohammed of 9-11.

Okay.

That's right.

Thank you.

You can graph all of the great Simpsons writers onto figures within Al-Qaeda.

Very easy to do.

You can graph all of the South Park guys onto a member of ISIS.

That's just the way things work.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I would say, like, South Park has more of an ISIS vibe, whereas The Simpsons is more like an Al-Qaeda kind of deal.

Family Guy just is an act of terrorism.