Robert Evans

No one's having what you would call sex, right?

That lady's going to chafe.

Mm-hmm.

Big time.

Everyone's chafing.

Now, this is one of several video guides published by the Wellcome Consensus by the time that Nicole Dedone found it in 1998.

She had dated Irwan for a while, and while that didn't last, her interest in deliberate orgasm did.

She pressed Irwan to connect her to more training, and rather than send her to Morehouse, he advised that she look into the Splinter Group instead.

groups this is pre-operating theater coming no they're doing that like the more house had done that remember they'd done that thing where they said like it's a three-hour orgasm like they had done some demos like that largely is like pr things to like bring people in and the welcome consensus did it wasn't that big but they did do live demonstrations right one of the things that they because the welcome consensus is totally about orgasm and pleasure um

And they declare it our birthright because we were conceived in orgasm.

That's like the motto of the group, essentially.

And to bring in new members, they do live demonstrations where a woman would be masturbated for an hour.

And they also sold really risque merch like they're very proud of how horny their merchandise is.

They have T-shirts that brag life is too short for mediocre sex.

The welcome consensus didn't call new members marks.

Instead, they used the term benchmarks because it's just a little different than the cult they're kind of ripping off.

This is the Burger King of the Morehouse.

It's the Burger King of orgasm cults, folks.

That's what the welcome consensus is.

It's a pretty good shirt if it's not attached to a cult, maybe.