Robert Evans

An accident, an accident.

No, I think he blows into pieces because as a spoiler, the public note is that MBN was barely wounded.

There's a lot of evidence that he's pretty badly hurt by this.

that maybe he's actually never the same afterwards.

Again, when a man explodes ass first, the shrapnel that's hitting you is pieces of a man's ass.

So among other things, you're going to get infected, right?

Like his guts and stuff are getting, are piercing your body.

Yeah, a really unique form of PTSD.

So the next year, MBN's forces expose an Al-Qaeda plot to smuggle bombs into the U.S.

via shipping containers.

The bombs are intercepted and the attack is thwarted, making MBN into a hero at home and

and within U.S.

intelligence agencies.

He continued to remain the top man in security throughout the Obama years, where he developed a close working relationship with CIA Director David Petraeus.

He also got on tight with John Finer, Chief of Staff for Secretary of State John Kerry.

He would later tell a reporter that MBN's people saved my butt more than once, which, given what had just happened to MBN, may have been literal.

John Kerry's worried someone's going to butt bomb him?

No, no, he literally saved my ass.

Yeah.

I don't know if he meant that as a joke.