Robert Evans

Like if she met somebody and they're like, Oh, Oh, he's off in Europe on business or he died in the war.

Like, she's always like just making up other things and not saying, Oh yeah, he, you know, killed himself or whatever, which I mean, I guess I kind of understand, you know, it's not like I'm like, yeah, dude, mom, step mom killed herself, which is facts.

You know, I guess I just did announce it to the world.

Nevermind.

So, yeah, obviously not a great start to life.

He's small.

He's frail.

His dad kills himself.

His mom and his sister are both super possessive and controlling over him.

Pretty bastards-y start to the story.

Yeah.

Not long after Benjamin's death, Bertha relocated the family across the country to Los Angeles.

This is where Phil decides he absolutely hates being called Harvey, and he starts going by his middle name, Phil.

Cool.

All right.

The move placed them in the predominantly Jewish neighborhood of Fairfax, which, this is just a stupid little aside, but all the kids called it, like, and the neighborhoods called it Fairyfax, because it was like...

Like the weakest school around.

They were like, so he's like the he's like the weakest kid at the weakest school.

Right.

They're basically calling his school gay and like the parlance of the times.