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Wait, Clavicular isn't his real name?

No, no, no, which is tragic.

It makes me want to have a son and name him Clavicular.

He does look like a Brayden.

Strong Brayden energy.

So, to return to the viral post that started all of this.

Clavicular was mid-jester gooning when a group of foids came and spiked his cortisol levels.

Is ignoring the foids while munting and mogging moids more useful than SMV chadfishing in the club?

Now, this post, as ridiculous as it is, may have been a joke, probably was a joke.

And it's probably a joke because it's making fun of something that definitely happened on one of Clavicular's live streams in February.

He was hosting a live video on Kik while at ASU, and he went to a frat party.

About three hours into his stream, he goes into this frat house.

I think he's just trying to get away from people for a second, like talk to his audience.

And he takes a selfie while he's in the house with the frat leader.

And the frat leader is like really buff.

And he's wearing like a muscle shirt.

And Clavicular is just like, oh, you've got me by a lot.

I stopped gymming.

Right?

And...