Robert

And yeah, that's kind of my thing.

Oh, and I covered the far right as a researcher and journalist.

You might have heard me here before when my microphone was dog shit.

Yes.

Now your microphone's better and you're running for Congress.

And our friend.

Okay, you're also included.

I get to jink on there.

Yeah, Robert and I took so many shots of Malort together at the Onion launch party.

Oh, God.

Oh, Malort.

I was like, I bet I can do more than you, and I did, and it's the only time I've ever even somewhat blacked out besides literally being drugged by someone unconsensually.

We're going to describe it as spicy WD-40.

Yeah.

That does prove your rightfulness for the spot that you're seeking is your ability to win the Malort contest.

That was so weird.

Yeah, we got to turn it off.

Welcome to Behind the Bastards, a podcast where we talk about a time where we were at a party with Don Lemon and drank too much velour.

And just fucking blinded his ass with my, I have one of these huge Chinese phones that look at the fucking light on the back of this.

This thing's flash goes off like a federal flashbang.