I liked how it felt.
I got it for him just in case.
Oh, gas sex.
You're welcome.
All the gas sex that's in there.
No, but Justin, I had pizza.
Oh, this is a joint holder.
With my Ohio State University Buckeye ID.
I can still get French fries.
Wait, wait, wait.
I got one that will win them over.
My NRA card.
Oh, my gosh.
The craziest.
I have so many things.
In 1983, I married my stepdad's cousin.
We're second cousins by marriage.
My kids are my third cousins by marriage.
I got grand cousins.
Somebody pissed in that gene pool.
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