Roman Mars

I'm picturing like his big grown man hands on this tiny little thing.

Is that what it looks like?

Yeah, that's exactly what it looks like.

Oh, that's awesome.

I can see why that freaks them out, though.

It sounds like an old truck idling outside your house when it gets to the lowest levels.

Yeah, yeah, like it's definitely something you feel in your sternum when it plays.

Okay, so blow my mind, what's the weirdest saxophone you saw there?

Okay, so this is a black and white photo of a man.

He's kind of sitting perched on a little seat, and he has a stand where three saxophones are affixed in position, and he seems to be playing them all at once.

I mean, that one strikes me as more of a ridiculous novelty, more than anything.

That's great.

That's a wacky sax.

I like it.

I mean, so are we talking about just an instrument here or is this actually like a weapon?

Why would anyone want or need an organ the size of a train?

Oh, right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, cause he just likes to take an invention and like make it bigger, more ridiculous, maybe add some valves and some scientific thinking to it and then just slap his name on the front of it.