Ron McGill

So the Heat are officially agitated by some of what's already happening on a fun night for Miami nationally.

I have just gotten a text here.

Hey, Kobe took the last 24 shots and wasn't criticized at the time.

Don't know what would have happened if the Lizards

It says lizards here.

Played basketball instead of mucking it up with five smalls, but their bigs couldn't guard Bam anyway.

Bam probably earned more free throws based on how often he was fouled than he got in that game.

And then I also got the tweet sent to me from Ethan Skolnick, who is speaking on behalf of the Heat fan base.

What did he say?

Damn it.

There is no written rule.

He's faster than you are, Tony.

I have to press a button or whatever.

It's not because he's closer to me.

It's because it's his gimmick, and he's faster at it because he's sharpened it over the years.

Ethan Skolnick writes— Hold on a second.

Take the puppet with you.

Take the puppet with you.

Ethan Skolnick writes... And leave it there.

Mike's rage at the puppet has overtaken the entire environment.