Chapter 1: What are the Miami Heat's current challenges?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
So the Heat are officially agitated by some of what's already happening on a fun night for Miami nationally. I have just gotten a text here. Hey, Kobe took the last 24 shots and wasn't criticized at the time. Don't know what would have happened if the Lizards It says lizards here. Played basketball instead of mucking it up with five smalls, but their bigs couldn't guard Bam anyway.
Bam probably earned more free throws based on how often he was fouled than he got in that game. And then I also got the tweet sent to me from Ethan Skolnick, who is speaking on behalf of the Heat fan base. What did he say?
It's my gimmick.
Damn it. There is no written rule. He's faster than you are, Tony.
He's closer to you.
I have to press a button or whatever. It's not because he's closer to me. It's because it's his gimmick, and he's faster at it because he's sharpened it over the years. Ethan Skolnick writes— Hold on a second.
I'd like you to make the case how me being closer to him means that I say that.
Because you don't have to put your finger on the button. I'm literally further away. It takes more time for it to reach my ears than it does your ears. That's science, buddy. Oh, no way. No way.
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Chapter 2: How does Ron Magill feel about his retirement?
And you are somebody who reaches across multiple generations to as someone who's associated not just with the zoo, but caring and decent to both animals and humans. There aren't a lot of people like that in South Florida, publicly or privately. And so I insist that you take this praise and this applause because people will miss you because you cannot be replaced.
There's never been anything like you in the history of this city, and there will never again be anything like you in the history of this city. You're very kind, Dan. I really appreciate those words. I just don't.
you know like i said i carry a chip on my shoulder for a long time because i get a lot of undeserved credit i'm just i tell people i'm a storyteller the story of the people you don't see i know because i used to be one of those people you know the irony of life is that i'm here now i have a nice office i get a very nice paycheck and i work less hard than i did when i was out there with a wheelbarrow and a rake in the rain picking up crap and dumping it in dumpsters and not getting any kind of
recognition for anything when I was in fact doing the work that was making people like me in the office get all the credit that they don't deserve. And that's kind of a juxtaposition that bothers me. So it's a hard time for me to accept this praise when really I'm just a storyteller now. Now, I really appreciate that. I mean, I really profoundly appreciate the love.
You know, people come up to me and they want to take a picture and stuff. And people ask me, does it bother you when people do that? Let me ask you something. Would it bother anybody to have someone come up to you and say, can I take a picture with you? I mean, that's like the greatest compliment you could have that people even know who you are.
So that, that for me, it's just hard for me to take because I come from a very kind of humble family where my dad always made me realize, listen, you're not such a hot thing. Okay. He said, you're very smart, but you're no better than anybody else. And that was raised that way. I mean, he was half right. You're not that smart. So let's play some videos here for Ron McGill that we have.
We have first, and perhaps you can explain this. A snake is eating itself and it ends up, it regurgitates when something, when hand sanitizer is put on it. So can you explain to me why it is that the snake arrives at eating itself and what happens here that the hand sanitizer makes it uncoil? That's a king snake, and king snakes regularly feed on other snakes.
Now, snakes are not necessarily the brightest bulb in the chandelier. It may have had a feeding reaction and caught its own tail by mistake and just instinctively started swallowing its own tail.
It also could have been purposely fed its own tail by the person trying to make the video who wants clicks from people like you who are going to put it on the air so it gets more of the hits that it wants. So I take all of this stuff with a grain of salt now. Having said that...
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Chapter 3: What insights does Ron provide about animal behavior?
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The crown is yours.
Don Levitard. The elephant went into a 7-Eleven and bought a pack of cigarettes. But my question to Ron is this.
Stugatz. That joke didn't really land the way you wanted it to, did it? We all just stared at you.
It didn't land at all. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
You have alleged before quite controversially that the eagle is just a buzzard with a good PR agent. Yes, a vulture with a good PR agent. Let's play this video of an eagle and see if you want to retract your statement because this eagle is going into the water with its claws and very efficiently grabbing a fish. And that's fairly amazing right there. Those are hard to catch.
They're not easy to catch, and I'm not to say that the eagle is not a good hunter when it needs to be. However, it will always take the easy way out. Yeah, a little small. It will always take the easy way out in the sense that it would rather get a fish that's dead on the shore. It would rather steal the fish from another bird or rather find itself at a dump site where it could eat trash.
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