Ron White

And he said, well, Ron, if you join as a reservist and you deliver mail, you will get to go to Germany for your two weeks every summer.

I'm like, sir, if I want to join, go to Germany.

I'll go to Germany.

So I walked out, and I walked by the Navy recruiting station.

And on the door to the Navy, it said, no boot camp.

I mean, they were doing, this was right after September 11th.

They were doing anything to get people in those doors.

No bootcamp.

I said, that sounds very interesting.

I went in and they said, they said for a reservist, your two weeks as your bootcamp.

I did a 17 day bootcamp.

And they asked me some questions, and I took some, you know, you got to take some tests, you know, to get in the military.

And after all that was done, they said, do you want to be in Naval Intelligence?

And that's when I said, this is, I'm going for the Navy.

And so that's what I did.

Right on, right on.

I think we skipped something.

Yes, sir.

The Guinness Book of World Records.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.