Ron White

And the master chief comes in, the SSO comes in and says, Ron, come with me.

Bring your badge.

Everybody's looking at me like, what's going on?

And we go back to her office.

And I guess a little bit before that part of the story that needs to be told is when you go into this community, they ask you a series of questions on a piece of paper.

And the questions are,

Have you ever smoked weed?

Have you ever had a speeding ticket?

Have you ever been arrested?

Have you ever been 90 days late on your credit?

Have you, you know, all these type of things.

And so she handed me the form and a piece of paper and I went,

No, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

And I handed it back to her.

And at the time, I didn't really realize what was going on.

She didn't even pay attention to my answers because she got so sidetracked with something else.

So I didn't put it all together at the time.

She said, Ron, I have never... She said, I've been doing this for 10 years or something.

I've never seen somebody answer those questions that quickly.

They're going through it and they're saying...