Ronan Mullen

Soft arse.

Soft arse has paid my bill in a restaurant.

Can I have his number?

And Jamie said, oh, I better ask him first.

I suspect Carragher's learned the hard way about handing out Roy Kane's number.

Two hours later, Carragher rang me back and said, Roy said he accepts the thank you, but you can F off if you're having his number.

End of anecdote.

No, no.

There's a thaw.

Now it's taken 20 years to get this far, but there's a thaw.

Roy's always had sort of a, you know, despite his better angels, he can't help but like a Dwight York and a Mark Bosnitch and a Messer.

You know, it's in there in him.

There's a certain degree of like, game respects game.

I like the fun.

To stay on a theme for a moment, not everybody thinks Michael Carrick, no matter what, no matter what, should be the next Manchester United manager permanently.

But like, he moved the goalpost there because that went from if he wins 17 games to quickly, he's won two games.

So you're saying if he wins 17, it's a no.

Now, some people are already ready to pull the trigger.

Like that's...

That's Rio.