Ronnie Karam

I'm like, I want to die alone until it's time to pop out a baby.

And then I'll like let a man in to like impregnate me for about five minutes.

And then I'm going to be like, fuck kids.

I want a shark to eat me, you know?

You cannot.

I mean, wasn't every family in the country going, please don't fuck that octopus.

Because, you know, there's that show on Netflix right now that everyone's like, I'm

canceling my netflix it's called cuties yes a friend film or whatever and everyone's freaking out that it's child pornography and this and that now i have not watched cuties because i've read all this stuff and i'm like if i even watch this i'm probably a pedophile like i'm not watching that like i'm terrified to even watch it now um but i've obviously read a bunch like everyone else but now i'm like oh my god is netflix trying to get me to fuck an octopus like what's going on is it brainwashing what if the octopus wants to fuck you what about that

I mean, that would be flattering.

I wouldn't do it, but I would be more flattered.

If it were the other way around, I would be horrified.

But yeah, everyone I think at the same time was like, please do not fuck that up.

Yeah, and he's got major depression issues.

um as he kind of alludes to but basically i wrote sad movie guy alone so that's my overall note for this but he's like it was a quite a long time ago that day it all started my octopus teacher we're in western cape south africa there's waves against the cliffs and these are not like cute waves like isn't that pretty it's like a it's like a photo these are like biblical waves wiping out humanity you know

Yeah.

And the place is on the tip of Africa.

It's known as the Cape of Storms.

My childhood memories are completely dominated by the rocky shore and the tide.

Boom, boom, boom, tide, tide, tide.

And then we see this little tiny house, which, I mean, who builds a house right where, who builds a house in the middle of a damn wave?