Ronnie Karam

And it starts rolling around like a dog with a toy, which is really obnoxious.

It's like a death roll.

Yeah, it's a death roll, but it's, like, trying to be cute.

I'm like, you're killing my friend!

Well, yeah, they roll on you, but they roll on you to crush you.

This thing, I guess, is rolling.

Yeah.

So they're like, he's rolling around all over the ground, turning over and over.

And I could clearly see her severed arm in its mouth.

And I was so grossed out because it looked like calamari.

Yeah, I was having such, like, vegan, vegetarian, flexitarian – I was having, like, a crisis the whole time, you know?

So he chomps – the shark chomps down on it, and he's like, and then you have that terrible feeling in your stomach.

And I'm like, finally, at least we're on the same page now.

I do have that terrible feeling in my stomach.

And not only watch, but watch with a fucking camera.

you know it's like all the crimes we see committed like you see twitter videos and you're like why was nobody helping you know like how are you all sitting there with your cell phones out watching this terrible shit happen and she's probably thinking the same thing about him like you're filming me now craig and then he's like i wanted to help her back to the den but i didn't need to like well oh oh a little little too little too late okay craig if you wanted to help you should have helped with the shark yeah sorry i let your arm get eaten off can i give you a ride home like no craig

and he's like i didn't know what would happen to her would they finish her off that night well it's a question you wouldn't have to ask if you just intervened in the first place and yeah make an effort fucking craig seriously so she closes her eyes under the rock and i'm crying again i cried like 10 times in this movie so i'm crying i'm like this poor thing and like her friend betrayed her and he comes up for breath and he's like he's so depressed so to in his you know to his credit he's depressed he's like i'm

I didn't know what was going to happen to her.

Was this going to make her weak and vulnerable and finish her off?

I couldn't help but feeling, am I responsible for this?