Ronnie Karam

anybody want to curl my hair right now while i tell this story hey can we have a comb could you bring a comb we're gonna comb each other's hair because we're girls she's like girl talk slumber party okay look at me i'm sandra d no offense to anybody here okay pushes my buttons okay

Sandra Dee came up to me, and she was pushing my buttons, and I blacked out like an animal, okay?

I went on a rampage, like an animal blackout rampage, okay?

I was like a bear eating fish and knocking over trees.

I don't even remember, but I saw it on the news.

Also, Bethany's full of so much bull, I can't compete.

Get it, girls?

yeah so ramona was telling the girls well she's like me you know she grew up in crazy homes and like she's just you know she's like thin and good looking and gorgeous and just successful businesswoman who's adored by all the fans who had her own talk show we're just like the same

So her friend, Avery's friend's like, well, you shouldn't have to walk on eggshells around your friends.

I mean, that's not fair to you.

And that's not true friendship.

Yeah.

And Ramona's like, hallelujah.

Kadoos to me.

So over at the party.

Hey, Ramona.

It's drunk Dorinda, so she's, like, flying off the handle.

Last year, your dog shit's all over.

This year, you're ripped down the walls.

Next year, I'm just going to leave you a tiny little terrorist with a bomb vest and you can just push him over and blow the entire place up, Ramona.