Chapter 1: What happens when Porsha ditches Kelli's restaurant?
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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So the husband is saying, yeah, you know, big Dave's cheesesteaks. I know more than you.
And she's like, well, he you know, that does do very well. And we don't have a prenup. So it's my business, too, baby. And he's like, God, you're so dominant. OK, look, I'm the only person that doesn't put up with your shit. And you're used to people flocking to whatever you have going on. She's like, no, I'm not. He's like, well, I humbled you.
So there we balance each other out because I humbled you. Okay, get rid of Derek. First, he's mansplaining mac and cheese, and now he's spending the second portion of his first scene talking about how he humbled you. Get the fuck out of my house, sir.
Wow, yeah. You know what's so funny is that I watched the scene, but I didn't really listen to anything he said. To me, he was just like talking like. Also, I know last week she made a joke about how her husband eats meat. And she's like, I swore as a vegan, I'd never marry someone who eats meat. But like, I think we didn't really understand how deep it goes.
I mean, he literally has a chain restaurant. He owns a series of chain restaurants called Dave's.
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Chapter 2: How does the feud between Porsha and Kelli escalate?
cheese sticks he's actually centered it's meat centered he not only eats meat he's actually building a career off of meat yeah she's a vegan i was like what is this like like goop rom-com that they've got going on here i feel like this just doesn't work this marriage there i sneeze on it i sneeze on your marriage i'm allergic to it look
She he's arguing with her all the time. He's saying, I humbled you. Then she starts slutty vegan and he starts a meat business. I mean, this husband's not supportive there. I said it. And she even says she's like, you know, I had a lot of lonely nights. And he goes, yeah, you did. He goes, you didn't have lonely nights. She's like, well, you were beside me, but mentally I was alone.
Like, do you really feel like you were there for me in my hardest time? And he's like, well, I was there for you as much as I could be there. I had meat sweats the rest of the time.
okay you're not familiar with those okay so uh he's like you know i want i wanted to be there because people can always say that oh he wasn't there for you but like i know that no marriage is easy most marriages don't work out anyway but here we are we always get through it every single time all the time except at dinner Good luck at dinner.
So anyway, over mac and cheese starts a meat business to compete with your vegan business. Wasn't there for you at your hardest times. This marriage is not going to work.
Hmm.
rough it's rough times calling it dave is by the way who's dave who's dave he's wendy's father you know he's gotta he's just getting it out there he's getting as many restaurants as he can wendy's is like hey wait a minute dave thomas yeah it's dave um i went to the dave's big dave's way big dave's cheesesteaks a taste of philly i'm on their website and it's just like meat it's like
Big, big close-ups of meat and melted cheese. And there's Pinky Cole on the site, too. She must love that. She must love that her face is on the meat site. She's like, great. Great. Thank you.
Thank you for giving me this group photo. Discover Big Dave's Cheesecakes now with authentic Philly cheesesteak options. I'm looking for mac and cheese. Do they have mac and cheese?
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Chapter 3: What challenges does Kelly face with her restaurant opening?
You should have a collab with Slutty Vegan. Hello. How are you not seeing this? Big Dave's meat.
I mean, branding. It's the theme of the episode. So now we go to Kay Michelle and her husband, and they're looking at a house. And she tells us that they've been friends since junior high. They did it for 11 years, but he would never marry her. And she went into this situation saying she didn't want to be married. But then when he didn't do it, she was offended. And...
So I left to show him who I was. And my husband was trying to come back. And I said, you're going to do what you're supposed to do then. And he drilled my teeth and gave me a new cap. And we got married.
So she and Kasten are looking at this house, a very nice house. I like this house quite a bit, by the way. And she tells the realtor, Kasten, or tells us, Kasten popped the question because he didn't have any other choice. And then we see images. We see a video of them at their courthouse wedding and Kasten sitting there in the chair looking absolutely miserable.
He looks like me sitting down for my driver's test when I was 16. Like, oh, I don't want to be here. And he I'm like, this is not a great sign. Shouldn't you be happy about marrying the love of your life?
Kasten. No, I don't know about these new husbands. I mean, this one, she's like, he didn't want to marry me, but I forced him to. What the hell? What are these... This is not a very romantic show, okay? It's not a very romantic thing. But he seems to really like her.
He does, but I also think that, like... I don't know. I get nervous about these long-term noncommittal guys and then like forcing them into getting married. They always, I think they always like cheat or falls apart. I just get scared for Kay. Scared for Kay.
So she says, I can sit up here and give y'all a fairy tale about how he loved me so much that he wanted to be with me and he just swept me off my feet.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the chicken and waffle restaurant in the episode?
But no, baby, we sat around for 10 years, but we were on a breakup and then I was about to marry another man and he realized you got to pop up and let him know.
Like you're about to marry another guy. This feels very soap opera-y. Yeah.
There's more going on here than what we can see, right? I guess. I mean, I don't know. So then they look around the house, and she keeps telling us he has a successful practice in Memphis, Tennessee with his dad, but now he's ready to transition to Atlanta. And she's like, you know what I never understood?
Hey, we knew in people's teeth, and y'all be having, like, doctors and their scrubs and their sausage always sitting on the top of their scrubs. What's that about?
Yeah.
What dental practices is she going to? Just dicks hanging out?
She's like, yeah, very much. Cassian sausage is one of the reasons why I married him. And that, you know, that and his understanding.
Big dick and understanding. Yep.
Well, she's like, well, you just need to make sure your sausage stays in your pants and your scrubs because I ain't got time for none of that. And she says that scrubs never give the support that's needed. I mean, you got old women laying back looking, and they're like talking to these dentists about their man. I can't understand how you can even talk when you're at the dentist.
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Chapter 5: How does the group react to Drew's movie premiere?
And I don't know. I don't believe it. Although Kenya is the biggest classic from this show who did that when she had a baby when she was 50, right? Or somewhere around there.
I mean, for sure, it's something that I imagine there's definitely a segment of the audience that- Well, I know there's a lot of people doing it in real life.
I'm not saying that. I'm just like, is this a Bravo thing that they're making them do it? Is it like a cold plunge where they're like, okay, here's what you can do this season. You can go out on a cold plunge. You can be rumored to have an affair with a married man, or you can try and have a baby.
Yeah. No, I think that Bravo definitely does try to push this because I wonder if they do some sort of testing and they're like, oh, we found out that a large portion of our audience is of a certain age and a lot of them are trying for babies.
So there's part of me that does feel like they are trying to connect with people who are going through this and they probably have market research because it does seem like it's a lot. And I think what's hard for me as a man is that I, as a man who is- I mean, everything for men is really hard, you guys. You don't understand.
Guys, being one of the most maligned demographics, a white male, it's just so hard for me. The real victim here. The number one discriminated category. Um, no, but for real, I think that like, you know, it's hard for me to connect to these storylines because it's just like not anything that's like relevant to my life at the moment.
So I just sort of like, you know, I try to like be cheery about them and understanding cause they are very emotional and real things. And I think actually like some of them hit, I think a little harder. Like I think like quad storyline on married to medicine was very gut wrenching cause she was really torn up about it. But then you watch Bozes and to me, Bozes was like, uh, Okay.
And like other ones, Megan King Edmonds. But yeah, I try. I quite frankly find them all to be quite boring. Because it's like I can't connect to it.
That was a long way around to just say boring. Because they're...
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Chapter 6: What are the reactions to Portia's new relationship?
My storyline would be Old Navy, stop selling hoodies.
And I'd be like, guys, this is the best season. But I'm not trying to minimize, like, obviously, like, it's a real- No, I mean, I know it's a thing that happens in real life.
I'm just saying that I'm not talking about you or your real life. Anybody who's out there like, oh, well, how dare you? I'm not talking about you. I'm saying on Housewives, it's starting to seem a little forced. It's a lot.
like they have the storyline so much that i don't necessarily believe it like i don't really believe bows like bozos doesn't seem that realistic to me i don't know i just don't i don't know i don't always believe it wait i just want to say one thing i just want just one last thing i believe that the storylines are real because it costs a lot of money to do the things that they are doing but it does feel like bravo
has been pushing this for ages and i'm just at least grateful that we're past the taking care of a doll for a weekend phase that was on all the oh that's true yeah yeah so you know sometimes it's important to think of the things you're grateful for you know yes yes and that's one of them it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial
So then we go to Shemia, coming to Kelly's restaurant, and Kelly's like, oh, my God, it's been a morning. Lamont just texted me like, hey, I don't know if you know this, but my ex-husband just did an interview with Tasha K. And she's like, oh, my God, sit down.
Tasha K. No, stop it. Stop it. Not Tasha K. Tasha K. So Tasha K. Yeah. So Lamont is doing an interview with Tasha K, or as I like to call her, Tashok. And Angela walks in. She's like, hi, everyone. Why did I interrupt? Kelly's like, my ex just did an interview with Tasha K. And Kelly says, the fact that he would go on a distasteful blog, although it doesn't surprise me, it still hurts me.
My divorce was final September 2024 and I really just want to put it behind me. Okay, I want to say this too. I am a hundred percent on team Kelly when it comes to her awful ex. He is a piece of shit garbage. He's terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible. And like, it just seems like by all accounts, he is just like, just a shitty person and just garbage. And just like, get out of it.
Just, just finish this. Stop dragging your, your ex through hell. Let her live her life. Stop being terrible, like awful. Um, I will also say, Kelly, you did also have like a full on season of being on national TV where you got to like, you got to say your piece. And I'm like, I'm not saying like, oh, it should be equal time. But I'm like, just let him do a stupid blog.
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Chapter 7: What controversies arise during the restaurant opening event?
God knows. But yeah, so Kelly's like, you know, I just wish you would get a life and leave me alone. And Angela says, I can't stand a man who talks too much. You're just a bitch. These are bitch qualities. And Shamia says, you know, God is blessing and the devil is messing. Oh, my God. I love that one. It rhymes. I'm a singer. I'm a singer. So, yeah. I'm speaking lyrics. Yeah.
So they shop around and talk about businesses, and Kelly's like, well, my finances are getting better. I mean, they're getting better. Okay, listen, audience, the debt is debting, okay? I mean, there's lawsuits and all these blogs about me owing rent on a restaurant that wasn't even open, and I was ready to walk away and say, maybe this isn't what I'm supposed to do.
But, hey, we've got enough to open for two weeks, and we're going to do it.
Yeah. So she's, she has like all this debt and yeah, she's, and poor Chacha. She's been, she has so much debt that Chacha has not been able to get her hair done in months. She unfortunately just been stuck with that crazy pink hair for a very long time. So they're talking about this.
Well, I was going to say that dog has had its hair done. I just saw the dog and it is pink and has curled hair. So I guess she's doing it by herself.
I don't know. Someone has to save that dog. I understand the reason why it's pink because for those who don't remember, I think Cha-Cha or a previous dog was abducted at one point and so now she always... I forgot about that.
Cha-Cha was abducted so now she paints it pink so she can find it more easily, I guess. Cha-Cha was not abducted. Cha-Cha ran away. Cha-Cha ran away from the pink.
Cha-Cha's talking to Tasha Kay. Cha-Cha's like, here's the real deal with my mom. So Angela's like, well, of course I'm going to be there.
I'm going to try to eat some chicken and waffles. Even if her and I fight down the line, the fact is still remains that her food is top tier.
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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on friendships and feuds in this episode?
Because she kind of blew it over at the party, right? And they're like. okay, well, Drew did tell me that she spoke to Phaedra, and I did process it, and you know, it is what it is. I'm not going to get involved in this. Angela's not interested in getting on Shamia's side.
Yeah, she's like, yeah, I don't know why Shamia wants me and Drew to have an issue, but she's trying to get a reaction. And she's so messy. She's so messy. So Kelly says she tells him about going out for tea and then being like, yeah, you're banging married guys. And, you know, you strive to be so perfect, but you're sleeping with married men. And Shamia is like, no, she didn't. She goes, yes.
And it went right back to the dirty tea. And so I'm like, wait a minute, Horsha. And they're like, you said that? And she goes, no, but I could have said it. I'm saying it now. I'm like, no, no. When you leave the fight and you're like, and then this is what I said. And then everybody stood up and they applauded me.
This is the same person who walked into another woman's house, went to the pool, gave her a hug, shook her husband's hand, and then turned around and married him. Which is true. So then Kelly tells us, Horsa, Horsa, Horsa, Horsa, Horsa, Horsa, Horsa, Horsa, Horsa, Horsa, Horsa, Horsa. It's like you get, okay, you made a funny line. Let's not like, let me beat a dead horse.
That's my job on this podcast. But you, you're on TV. You gotta keep it together a little bit longer. Yeah.
And then I said, oh, you want to give me a hug now like you did with Drew? And, you know, this is typical when we fight with somebody and then we make ourselves the hero afterwards. And we're like, and then I said, and then I said, Kelly, you didn't though. You sat there and you were like, um, okay, and let it go.
And then you got mad after, which I don't necessarily blame you, but your storytelling leaves a little to be desired.
so she means like well there's no way i would hug her but i know porsche like you had to de-escalate that situation because god knows what porsche would do if you didn't de-escalate angela asks if uh if kelly's going to invite porsche to the opening and she's like well of course i am but she's going to pay for her own food she's like of course i'm going to invite the biggest star on the franchise to my opening like duh
So now we go to Drew's movie premiere. And she walks in with Claudia Jordan, former Real Housewife of Atlanta. I was honestly so happy to see her on the screen. I just, I want her to come back. I've waited so many years. Yeah, I really think, I really would like Claudia to come back on the show. I think she's really good. First of all, I love her accent.
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