Ronnie Karam

Or pretend they don't even see me and just like keep walking, you know?

but here it's like hey how you doing they're like well you know pretty good i could be better but i could be worse too let me tell you my back will not stop it i used to be a football player no you can slam me down on my head i've always been fine but now i bend over to tie my shoelace and i'm out for three weeks what's that about divorce ain't easy i'll tell you that i'm like i'm sorry i asked you know you marry somebody you think it's gonna last forever

Wasn't it a razor?

Like an electric shaver?

It looked like he was combing his armpit hair or something.

It was so funny because it is so a men's locker room.

Just older guys doing weird old guy things.

There were a lot of people bathing.

I thought this was the – like the spa or whatever that the guest got to use.

No, it was the – He just had a locker or something.

But these are all like old country club guys.

I think it was like a resort.

I think they were using the resort locker room.

I almost suggested that we mix this movie and just do the first episodes of Heated Rivalry today.

doing Santa audition gotta wash the poor people off me that's so funny I didn't even think of that but yeah he's standing right next door he's in a towel and he's like hey small talk small talk small talk small talk PS here's my penis storyline not good at public speaking here's my wiener and he drops his towel and she's like oh she goes well if you're nervous you could just picture people naked jingle bells oh jingle bells oh jingle bells

He's like, that's just not me.

I'm just not the kind of person who wears a suit and a tie.

Matthew, you've done everything in a houndstooth like long overcoat.

And you've got Republican congressman hair.

All the Hallmark people are like clutching their pearls.