Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

I feel like we're going from chemistry to Darwinism right now. Well, there's the Darwin Award. You know what the Darwin Award is? I do know what the Darwin Award is. You do? I do know what it is. It's people who drink bleach.

Don't applaud that. Let's applaud that in our heads. For legal reasons, we can't applaud. Okay, I got two more for you. Two more for me, go. Okay, is there a pill that can reverse the effects of the COVID-19 vaccine? This is from nominee for FBI director, Kash Patel.

Don't applaud that. Let's applaud that in our heads. For legal reasons, we can't applaud. Okay, I got two more for you. Two more for me, go. Okay, is there a pill that can reverse the effects of the COVID-19 vaccine? This is from nominee for FBI director, Kash Patel.

It might exist. That's not what I said. Yeah, that's kind of what you said. That's kind of what you said, man. Okay, last one. Give me one more here. All right. Also from the internet. Can the government manipulate the weather with Jewish space lasers? This is from anonymous congresswoman. This is more in your realm, astrophysics. This is... What are the physics of Jewish space lasers?

It might exist. That's not what I said. Yeah, that's kind of what you said. That's kind of what you said, man. Okay, last one. Give me one more here. All right. Also from the internet. Can the government manipulate the weather with Jewish space lasers? This is from anonymous congresswoman. This is more in your realm, astrophysics. This is... What are the physics of Jewish space lasers?

Does the star focus the thing in the prism?

Does the star focus the thing in the prism?

Okay, that's, yo. But the answer is no. The answer is no. No, not a maybe no. Just say that to the, yeah. No. Okay.

Okay, that's, yo. But the answer is no. The answer is no. No, not a maybe no. Just say that to the, yeah. No. Okay.

All right. Okay, well, look, you can follow, you can get his book. But really, I mean, what a treasure that we have. We're alive around when Dr. Tyson is here to educate us. Hey, Marley's Tour of the Universe is available now.

All right. Okay, well, look, you can follow, you can get his book. But really, I mean, what a treasure that we have. We're alive around when Dr. Tyson is here to educate us. Hey, Marley's Tour of the Universe is available now.

Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

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