Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

Don't get the out of here. I'm coming back. But still, is that worth a bajillion dollars? Why do so many suckers on the internet, sorry, I mean people, believe fake money as value?

Don't get the out of here. I'm coming back. But still, is that worth a bajillion dollars? Why do so many suckers on the internet, sorry, I mean people, believe fake money as value?

So the only thing backing this money is belief in the competency of the US government.

So the only thing backing this money is belief in the competency of the US government.

Damn. So not only is cryptocurrency fake, all money is fake. Wake up, Wall Street. You know, money isn't real, right? All this stuff is all fake. But Wall Street doesn't care if money is real, as long as they're making lots of it. They've been pumping millions into Bitcoin and Ethereum, driving the creation of thousands of new cryptocurrencies. But how low is the bar for entry?

Damn. So not only is cryptocurrency fake, all money is fake. Wake up, Wall Street. You know, money isn't real, right? All this stuff is all fake. But Wall Street doesn't care if money is real, as long as they're making lots of it. They've been pumping millions into Bitcoin and Ethereum, driving the creation of thousands of new cryptocurrencies. But how low is the bar for entry?

Let me get this straight. You took Bitcoin and you just changed the font to Comic Sans. And we put a dog on it. This was the guy to talk to. So tell me about the genesis of doggy coin. Well, firstly, it's Dogecoin.

Let me get this straight. You took Bitcoin and you just changed the font to Comic Sans. And we put a dog on it. This was the guy to talk to. So tell me about the genesis of doggy coin. Well, firstly, it's Dogecoin.

E-coin, electronic coin, dog e-coin.

E-coin, electronic coin, dog e-coin.

It's not. But guess what? This stupid meme currency is worth almost $400 million.

It's not. But guess what? This stupid meme currency is worth almost $400 million.

And sure, cryptocurrency might destroy the planet through climate change and supporting road nuclear states, but... This is America! So I decided to make my own cryptocurrency, but that has to be an incredibly complex... John, that was easy. I did it! It literally takes 10 minutes to go on a website and make your own coin. Time to make it rain Chencoin and kickstart the financial revolution.

And sure, cryptocurrency might destroy the planet through climate change and supporting road nuclear states, but... This is America! So I decided to make my own cryptocurrency, but that has to be an incredibly complex... John, that was easy. I did it! It literally takes 10 minutes to go on a website and make your own coin. Time to make it rain Chencoin and kickstart the financial revolution.

Do you accept Chencoin? Chen? Chencoin is like Bitcoin. It's disrupting global financial systems. using blockchain technology?

Do you accept Chencoin? Chen? Chencoin is like Bitcoin. It's disrupting global financial systems. using blockchain technology?

No? No, only cash. I'll send you money over the internet. Money? I'm gonna demonstrate. So imagine if I send you this, right? Thank you. No, no, but digitally. No, no, no, give me back my five. How are people not getting this? No, I'm paying you. I'm paying you in Chan coin. Get the out of my camp. Out of my camp. Remember this moment.

No? No, only cash. I'll send you money over the internet. Money? I'm gonna demonstrate. So imagine if I send you this, right? Thank you. No, no, but digitally. No, no, no, give me back my five. How are people not getting this? No, I'm paying you. I'm paying you in Chan coin. Get the out of my camp. Out of my camp. Remember this moment.

Remember this moment when you had a chance to jump on Chan coin and you didn't. All right, here's the last. Invest in Chan coin. Just don't ask me how it works. Chicago, big city, windy city, opinionated city. Whether you're from Hyde Park, Lincoln Park, or Wicker Park. Why is everything a park? Their food is as iconic as their corruption. Al's Italian beef sandwich.

Remember this moment when you had a chance to jump on Chan coin and you didn't. All right, here's the last. Invest in Chan coin. Just don't ask me how it works. Chicago, big city, windy city, opinionated city. Whether you're from Hyde Park, Lincoln Park, or Wicker Park. Why is everything a park? Their food is as iconic as their corruption. Al's Italian beef sandwich.