Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

All right, high-tech job creation. Local country bumpkin Kelly Gallagher. Must be ecstatic.

All right, high-tech job creation. Local country bumpkin Kelly Gallagher. Must be ecstatic.

Look, lady, I came here to do a feel-good puff piece about foreign corporations creating jobs for farmers or whatever, okay? Are you telling me that's not happening?

Look, lady, I came here to do a feel-good puff piece about foreign corporations creating jobs for farmers or whatever, okay? Are you telling me that's not happening?

Well, you can't fault... Foxconn for putting money into this town and trying to make something happen.

Well, you can't fault... Foxconn for putting money into this town and trying to make something happen.

So a bunch of village idiots borrowed a billion dollars to get Foxconn to come in. Foxconn comes in and goes, hey, we can give you guys civilization, take you out of the farms.

So a bunch of village idiots borrowed a billion dollars to get Foxconn to come in. Foxconn comes in and goes, hey, we can give you guys civilization, take you out of the farms.

What was Foxconn promising to build?

What was Foxconn promising to build?

Amazing. I love those.

Amazing. I love those.

I love those too. I love all screens.

I love those too. I love all screens.

Okay, but you know what? Who doesn't like coffee?

Okay, but you know what? Who doesn't like coffee?

Okay.

Okay.

Of course not. I'm not a dumb farmer.

Of course not. I'm not a dumb farmer.