Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

Well, if I ever leave, it's because your mom is getting too clingy.

Well, if I ever leave, it's because your mom is getting too clingy.

Yeah, well, your mouth looks like a fish vagina. And you couldn't be more wrong, okay? Firing Salah is exactly what the Jets need. For 55 years, they've sucked with a coach. Hey, maybe it's time to play without one. Just one season, raw-dogging it without a coach, and hey, maybe the Jets will win the Super Bowl.

Yeah, well, your mouth looks like a fish vagina. And you couldn't be more wrong, okay? Firing Salah is exactly what the Jets need. For 55 years, they've sucked with a coach. Hey, maybe it's time to play without one. Just one season, raw-dogging it without a coach, and hey, maybe the Jets will win the Super Bowl.

Moving on from an upset man to the upset of the year.

Moving on from an upset man to the upset of the year.

Okay, Jordan, I know you're not used to winning, but this is what it looks like, okay? You're just mad they threw the goalposts in the river because you empathize with long, skinny, useless things. Which brings us to our Rodney Chang show in VVIP Better Than Night. Which river will we dump Jordan in after tonight's show? As always, brought to you by gambling. Gambling.

Okay, Jordan, I know you're not used to winning, but this is what it looks like, okay? You're just mad they threw the goalposts in the river because you empathize with long, skinny, useless things. Which brings us to our Rodney Chang show in VVIP Better Than Night. Which river will we dump Jordan in after tonight's show? As always, brought to you by gambling. Gambling.

Your wife can't leave you if you win.

Your wife can't leave you if you win.

Have you been hit in your oblong head by another pitch? Pete Rose doesn't belong in the Baseball Hall of Fame. A hero like him belongs in every Hall of Fame. Baseball, basketball, rock and roll, hip-hop, automotive, Arby's. Put his name on a Vietnam memorial. Everywhere. Yo, they should hang his bookie's phone number from the rafters.

Have you been hit in your oblong head by another pitch? Pete Rose doesn't belong in the Baseball Hall of Fame. A hero like him belongs in every Hall of Fame. Baseball, basketball, rock and roll, hip-hop, automotive, Arby's. Put his name on a Vietnam memorial. Everywhere. Yo, they should hang his bookie's phone number from the rafters.

Join us next time on Sports War.

Join us next time on Sports War.

Trump's promise in 2016 to bring back manufacturing jobs was a major appeal in the upper Midwest. And in Trump's first year in office, the artist of deals delivered them a masterpiece. Foxconn will invest in southeast Wisconsin.

Trump's promise in 2016 to bring back manufacturing jobs was a major appeal in the upper Midwest. And in Trump's first year in office, the artist of deals delivered them a masterpiece. Foxconn will invest in southeast Wisconsin.

That's right, Foxconn, the Taiwan-based company that's good at making iPhones and great at making their employees jump off buildings. The Foxconn deal in Mount Pleasant was as golden as the shovels Trump brought to the groundbreaking. I think we can say this is, we can say, the eighth wonder of the world.

That's right, Foxconn, the Taiwan-based company that's good at making iPhones and great at making their employees jump off buildings. The Foxconn deal in Mount Pleasant was as golden as the shovels Trump brought to the groundbreaking. I think we can say this is, we can say, the eighth wonder of the world.

So to learn more about this eighth wonder of the world, I spoke with Alan Young, the business genius responsible for bringing Foxconn to WizConn. Sing. Love business. Love big business. I love great businessmen. You brought manufacturing. to Mount Pleasant. What do you love most about Wisconsin, the cheese or the high rate of alcoholism?

So to learn more about this eighth wonder of the world, I spoke with Alan Young, the business genius responsible for bringing Foxconn to WizConn. Sing. Love business. Love big business. I love great businessmen. You brought manufacturing. to Mount Pleasant. What do you love most about Wisconsin, the cheese or the high rate of alcoholism?