Rory Scovel

Hey there, SmartList fans and listeners.

It's me, comedian, actor, wizard, Rory Scovel, and I'm busting into your ears right now to tell you about a new podcast that I hope you'll check out.

It's called Crimeless.

Every week, journalists Josh Dean and myself dive into a new story from the stupider side of the true crime world.

Here is our trailer, and if it sounds like something you'd like, just search for and follow Crimeless wherever you get your podcasts.

And what is this?

Where is that?

Why is it wet?

Then boy, do we have a podcast for you.

Honestly, it feels more like a high-level prank than a crime.

Introducing Crimeless, a new show from the law-abiding geniuses at Smartless Media, Campside Media, and Big Money Players.

It has everything you could ever want in a show.

Promiscuous primates.

Advice from the great beyond.

I've realized you can't just out loud before the tarot card reading just go, will I ever have a threesome?

Oh, I'm sorry, Josh.

Am I going to have a threesome, not a deep question for you?

incredible voice acting these guys were doing stuff that you can't even imagine with refrigerators but these cats have such a different struggle and of course plenty of stupid crime if you can fake your own death and still live in the same town and all you did was change your name you are either an incredible actor or you live in the dumbest town

I've got to assume there are some obvious textural and color differences between human ashes and cocaine.

I gotta say, outside of the double murder, kind of a fun guy.