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Rosie Ramsey

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5488 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

Look at you.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

I just think, yes, get all your girlfriends together and have a lovely little day, but the minute I get a cardboard thing put in front of me and a pencil, I want to die.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

And I want to go, can we not just talk?

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

Can we just get together?

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

And this is lovely.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

Everyone's dressed really nice.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

And I love seeing my friends.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

And oh, there's lovely cute little sandwiches and little cakes.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

And it's really, it's lush, right?

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

I love an excuse to get together as women to celebrate something.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

I'm a grown up.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

I don't want to guess what your baby's going to weigh because I don't fucking care.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

And when your baby comes, you'll tell us and I'll go, oh, wow.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

But I've got a better pound, do I?

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

Measure the string.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

How big do you think the belly's going to be?

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

You've got to measure like a string.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

No, man.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

You've got to have a conversation with someone going, well, I think she... No, this is awful.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

They are... Am I alone here?