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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Coming up on this week's episode.
We talk holiday buffet.
Chapter 2: What holiday experiences do Chris and Rosie share?
Chris saved a kid on holiday.
I did save a kid. Not like saved up like pocket money. Saved us in a life.
Yeah. Chris is leaving his family and going to partake in a BS bar.
Very exciting. Shotgun. Rosie tells me exactly what she thinks about baby showers. Oh God.
Obviously, as always, we have our beefs and questions from you lovely lot. Enjoy! Hello, you are listening and possibly watching Shag Mountain Oid with me, Rosie, and my husband, Chris.
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Chapter 3: What are Rosie's thoughts on baby showers?
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It feels like we've had ages off because we banked a couple before we went away. I know. I feel like we haven't done this for ages.
we only did it last week no week before yeah yeah we had last week off yeah yeah alright and we haven't seen much because I've been away for work you've been away you did a little exciting work thing that we're not allowed to talk about at the moment but I'm very excited to tell everyone about it when it finally happens I've just realised I've got a watch tan line on my hand oh that's cute oh that's very oh that's very dad that's very like you're an old man life yeah is that it yeah because when you when you're younger don't wear watches nah you don't do I didn't wear watches for years
I don't think I wore a watch until I was a comedian.
All right, when you had to check the time.
I had to time myself on stage. I didn't, I had one of them, I fucking loved them. I had one of them, the Casio one, digital one, but with the metal strap. Nice, nice. I really liked that. But yeah, I had a holiday watch on just because I can time just how long I've been in the shade. So I've got my holiday, I have got dad things. I've got my holiday watch tan and I've got my heat rash on my arm.
Have we not done it since we've been back?
Nah, we haven't done it since we got back from holiday.
I've got stuff wrote down from the holiday and I'm thinking, but it was a while ago.
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Chapter 4: How does Chris feel about weather app icons?
They do go mad for omelettes.
I hate it. Just a fucking 10 deep queue waiting for my omelette when we play at my prison.
Do you know what else I noticed about our life? Yeah. We don't go for lunch. We'll have it on the sunbed.
I don't like getting dressed when I've got cream on.
I don't like getting dressed when I've got cream on. And then I'm like, how much do you eat in a day on holiday? And I'm a greedy fat pig and we all know this. I could eat. This is not me as some almond mum being like, How much do you eat? But how do you go for the buffet breakfast and then go out again for lunch and then have your dinner on the night time?
Well, again, it's just holiday, isn't it? It's the same reason we're having fucking waffles for breakfast because you're on holiday. It's excess. You're just going mental.
Yeah. For our next holiday. Yeah. Because that was just a five-nighter. I'd rather have little holidays. Oh, fuck two weeks. I'd rather have two little holidays. Who's having two weeks? I'd get gout. Yeah, so in the summer, we're going away for another week. I'm going mad. Yeah. I was careful on that last one with me contamata. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going mad.
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Chapter 5: What is a beer spa and how does it work?
If you're buying anything from Vinted Off Rosie, it will have stains on, it will be fucked, there'll be bits missing because it's just how she lives.
I mean, that's really offensive because some of the stuff I've sold are very, very nice.
I've only heard about this missing belt.
We made £180 for Verona.
How much did you spend in Verona?
A lot more than 100. But that was nice, though. One of the dinners, we were like, thank you, Vinded. Right. Class. Kate made loads as well, off loads of old stuff, so. Congratulations. And we're supporting.
Recycling. Yeah. There it is.
There it is. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo.
Thank you so much for listening to this week's episode of Shag Maradona. We bloody love you guys.
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