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Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

05 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 1.895 Rosie Ramsey

Coming up on this week's episode.

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2.477 - 3.96 Chris Ramsey

We talk holiday buffet.

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Chapter 2: What holiday experiences do Chris and Rosie share?

4.381 - 5.725 Rosie Ramsey

Chris saved a kid on holiday.

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5.745 - 10.235 Chris Ramsey

I did save a kid. Not like saved up like pocket money. Saved us in a life.

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10.275 - 14.365 Rosie Ramsey

Yeah. Chris is leaving his family and going to partake in a BS bar.

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14.385 - 18.495 Chris Ramsey

Very exciting. Shotgun. Rosie tells me exactly what she thinks about baby showers. Oh God.

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18.475 - 29.66 Rosie Ramsey

Obviously, as always, we have our beefs and questions from you lovely lot. Enjoy! Hello, you are listening and possibly watching Shag Mountain Oid with me, Rosie, and my husband, Chris.

Chapter 3: What are Rosie's thoughts on baby showers?

29.721 - 31.705 Rosie Ramsey

Hello! Hi, guys!

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31.926 - 36.957 Chris Ramsey

It feels like we've had ages off because we banked a couple before we went away. I know. I feel like we haven't done this for ages.

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37.342 - 67.332 Rosie Ramsey

we only did it last week no week before yeah yeah we had last week off yeah yeah alright and we haven't seen much because I've been away for work you've been away you did a little exciting work thing that we're not allowed to talk about at the moment but I'm very excited to tell everyone about it when it finally happens I've just realised I've got a watch tan line on my hand oh that's cute oh that's very oh that's very dad that's very like you're an old man life yeah is that it yeah because when you when you're younger don't wear watches nah you don't do I didn't wear watches for years

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67.312 - 70.157 Chris Ramsey

I don't think I wore a watch until I was a comedian.

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70.177 - 71.239 Rosie Ramsey

All right, when you had to check the time.

71.259 - 89.995 Chris Ramsey

I had to time myself on stage. I didn't, I had one of them, I fucking loved them. I had one of them, the Casio one, digital one, but with the metal strap. Nice, nice. I really liked that. But yeah, I had a holiday watch on just because I can time just how long I've been in the shade. So I've got my holiday, I have got dad things. I've got my holiday watch tan and I've got my heat rash on my arm.

89.975 - 91.579 Rosie Ramsey

Have we not done it since we've been back?

91.659 - 93.784 Chris Ramsey

Nah, we haven't done it since we got back from holiday.

93.844 - 97.232 Rosie Ramsey

I've got stuff wrote down from the holiday and I'm thinking, but it was a while ago.

Chapter 4: How does Chris feel about weather app icons?

648.939 - 650.001 Rosie Ramsey

They do go mad for omelettes.

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650.021 - 654.587 Chris Ramsey

I hate it. Just a fucking 10 deep queue waiting for my omelette when we play at my prison.

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654.607 - 659.053 Rosie Ramsey

Do you know what else I noticed about our life? Yeah. We don't go for lunch. We'll have it on the sunbed.

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659.073 - 662.137 Chris Ramsey

I don't like getting dressed when I've got cream on.

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662.318 - 680.681 Rosie Ramsey

I don't like getting dressed when I've got cream on. And then I'm like, how much do you eat in a day on holiday? And I'm a greedy fat pig and we all know this. I could eat. This is not me as some almond mum being like, How much do you eat? But how do you go for the buffet breakfast and then go out again for lunch and then have your dinner on the night time?

680.701 - 686.928 Chris Ramsey

Well, again, it's just holiday, isn't it? It's the same reason we're having fucking waffles for breakfast because you're on holiday. It's excess. You're just going mental.

686.988 - 701.123 Rosie Ramsey

Yeah. For our next holiday. Yeah. Because that was just a five-nighter. I'd rather have little holidays. Oh, fuck two weeks. I'd rather have two little holidays. Who's having two weeks? I'd get gout. Yeah, so in the summer, we're going away for another week. I'm going mad. Yeah. I was careful on that last one with me contamata. Yeah.

701.103 - 701.444 Chris Ramsey

Yeah.

701.544 - 702.045 Rosie Ramsey

I'm going mad.

Chapter 5: What is a beer spa and how does it work?

3386.396 - 3392.225 Chris Ramsey

If you're buying anything from Vinted Off Rosie, it will have stains on, it will be fucked, there'll be bits missing because it's just how she lives.

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3392.245 - 3396.371 Rosie Ramsey

I mean, that's really offensive because some of the stuff I've sold are very, very nice.

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3396.872 - 3398.254 Chris Ramsey

I've only heard about this missing belt.

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3398.594 - 3400.737 Rosie Ramsey

We made £180 for Verona.

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3400.978 - 3401.899 Chris Ramsey

How much did you spend in Verona?

3403.212 - 3413.254 Rosie Ramsey

A lot more than 100. But that was nice, though. One of the dinners, we were like, thank you, Vinded. Right. Class. Kate made loads as well, off loads of old stuff, so. Congratulations. And we're supporting.

3414.617 - 3416.822 Chris Ramsey

Recycling. Yeah. There it is.

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There it is. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo.

3421.285 - 3426.791 Rosie Ramsey

Thank you so much for listening to this week's episode of Shag Maradona. We bloody love you guys.

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