Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Episodes
April Fool's, School Trauma and Chris's Unfortunate Lookalike
03 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey deal with April Fool's Day, they discuss a recent trip to London, smelly cabs and of co...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Emma Doran
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliant comedian, Emma Doran! The trio cover a whole host of topi...
The Oscars, the Return of the Motorhome and an Incident in the Shower
27 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss The Oscars, Rosie's ongoing want of a Motorhome, Cuppa Soups and the correct am...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mollie King and Matt Edmondson
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Please Keep me Anonymous Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by Radio Royalty, the brilliant Mollie King and Matt Edmondson. Matt and ...
Heated Rivalry, a Balloon Fetish and a Self Inflicted Injury
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss light mornings, delivery etiquette, sugar daddies and a self inflicted injury! ...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Seann Walsh
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined comedian, podcaster and I'm a Celebrity Get me Out Of Here alumni, Seann W...
Liberating hand towels on tour, Talk Radio and The Rosie Ramsey Guide to Sex
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss videos of pimple popping, a new game called 'Jeremy', friend of the podcast Carl...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Maisie Adam
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey this week is comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster Series 20 winner, Maisie Adam! They discuss KPop Demon Hunters, teen ...
A bribe, a Tom Jones obsession and some hidden Easter Eggs!
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's SMA Chris and Rosie discuss their very different parenting styles, hidden easter eggs, late check outs and whether it's okay to bribe a...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Stevie Martin
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week is actor, comedian, podcaster and Rosie's Taskmaster buddy, Stevie Martin! Chris, Rosie and Stevie cover all sorts of topi...
A new crush, a tour update and the return of Barry Beef!
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Chris has a tour update which of course involves friend of the pod Carl Hutchinson! Rosie has some dishwashe...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sara Pascoe
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The brilliant comedian, podcaster and writer Sara Pascoe joins Chris and Rosie on today's Please Keep Me Anonymous. They discuss Book-Tok, coming to...
Emotions run high watching Lewis Capaldi and Chris has an awkward encounter with a Taxi driver
20 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie share all the BTS from a charity event, including Chris feeling all the feels whilst watching Lewis Capaldi! ...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chris McCausland
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Please Keep My Anonymous Chris and Rosie are joined by comedy giant and Strictly star, Chris McCausland! The trio discuss Chris's tour...
The reverse ick, a lost moon cup and why Rosie's alright for a safari
13 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week the Ramsey's discuss reverse icks, safaris, adult panto why, in a social media age, we should be looking out for the boomers!...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Fatiha El-Ghorri
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joining Chris and Rosie this week is comedian, writer and Rosie's Taskmaster pal, Fatiha El-Ghorri! As well as reading a brilliant (but gross) story...
Vampires, slop duty and some misleading alarms
06 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Were vampires ever real... and other thoughts from todays podcast! Guess who's back? That's right, Chris and Rosie return to discuss school dinners,...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mo Gilligan
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, presenter, and cultural icon, Mo Gilligan! From viral sketches to sold-out tours Mo jo...
Rosie's bad week, safety gadgets and the IMDB of Porn
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie is on a 'bad week' but that doesn't stop the pair from having a good laugh! They discuss Rosie's dreams, safety gadgets, ...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Davis
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's PKMA Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, actor and podcaster Tom Davis! As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories,...
Soft play beef, a public apology and some sibling trolling
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week SMA, Chris has some Soft Play beef, he makes a public apology to friend of the pod, Carl Hutchinson and he reveals why he begrudges Nana ...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joel Dommett
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joining Chris and Rosie this week is the brilliant Joel Dommett! The trio bond over Traitors (spoiler alert if you haven't watched the Celeb version!)...
Medium to low level shaggers
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss the highs and lows of silly string, Rosie's fake tan and the politics of Christmas money! For the fir...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan North and William Hanson
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's the podcast crossover of DREAMS! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss lads, Jordan North and William Han...
A dance injury, the pig box of shame and the official SMA WhatsApp number
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year Smas & Das! Chris and Rosie are back and they discuss the right time to take down Christmas decorations, unacceptable amounts of take...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Bridget Christie
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliantly funny comedian, actor and writer Bridget Christie. This episo...
Bumper Christmas Best Off
02 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have a little festive treat until some normality resumes! We've gone back to Christmas' past and we have some highlights from the last ...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with John Robins
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and writer John Robins! As well as reading one of your gross stories John bring his own t...
A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Carl Hutchinson
26 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s friend of the podcast (and best friend of Chris Ramey) Carl Hutchinson! Carl joins Chris and Rosie in their studio for a good natter and some r...
A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sandra and Kate
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The SMAs asked and we delivered! On this special episode, Chris and Rosie sit down with Sandra and Kate (separately) and get their thoughts on the fes...
It always comes down to baths or crisps
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the last Shagged Married Annoyed of 2025 BUT keep your eyes peeled because we have some lovely festive treats to fulfil all your Christmas Podcas...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Vogue Williams
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie are joined by the unstoppable Vogue Williams! Fresh out the Jungle, Vogue spills the tea on what...
Judge us separately
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie chat about their trip to London and we get some Sunday Brunch BTS! There are some hoover beefs. Learn more ab...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ania Magliano
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster start, Ania Magliano! Ania does some couple's counselling wi...
Hot and Heavy
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first SMA of December which means it's decoration time! Rosie and Chris discuss Christmas trees, Chris' weekend away, a present from last y...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Howard
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On Please Keep Me Anonymous this week Chris and Rosie are joined by super star comedian Russell Howard! As well as reading one of your weird and won...
Chris is flammable and Rosie starts writing Geordie Porn
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There is tons discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Scented candles, boiled eggs, laundry, creatine and so much more! Chris has had th...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanne McNally
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Guess who’s popping in for a natter? None other than Joanne McNally! Chris and Rosie get together with Ireland’s comedy queen for a riot of an epi...
WhatsApp groups revealed and Rosie goes to see Five!
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There is lots to be discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed! Chris has been impressing Rosie's family with some basic DIY (and a trip to th...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Olly Murs
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by the one and only Olly Murs who brings his trademark energy and cheekiness! Expect a deep dive into everything...
A hangover breakdown
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie are feeling very delicate, but they soldier on and bring you a hungover edition of SMA! There are itchy palms, a post curry update and...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Harriet Kemsley
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliantly funny Harriet Kemsley — comedian, podcaster, Mum and general delight! Harriet talks ...
This is why I'll leave you
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast there is a lot discussed! Rosie shares that she finally loves Chris back (as much as he loves her). There is a call to Kevin an...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Aston and Sarah Merrygold
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the Ramseys are joined by pop royalty and parenting pros, Aston & Sarah Merrygold. The couple discuss the highs and lows of soft play, the ...
A Halloween Special and Chris is NOT on board
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for a spooky episode of Shagged Married Annoyed and Chris is not in the mood! Rosie has come in fancy dress but Chris is very much against a...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Phil Ellis
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by comedian and Taskmaster troublemaker Phil Ellis! They chat all things Taskmaster as well as reminiscing ab...
Airport Pints and Naked Parties
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Rosie is joined by Chris, or is she?? This week's podcast includes a celebrity pseudonym , passport dramas, phone scammers, airport pints and ...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Leigh-Anne Pinnock
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Things just got spicy on this week’s Please Keep Me Anonymous! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by none other than Leigh-Anne Pinnock — global...
AI Porn and Jacket Potatoes
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie have the heating on! They discuss Jacket Potatoes, AI Porn and why Rosie isn't allowed to enter...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Al Murray
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and WWII buff Al Murray! Al and Chris reminisce about touring together and discuss an ev...
Weaponized Incompetence
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie are back from a trip to London, and they have their beefs at the ready! But first there is a Geography quiz, some passive aggressive b...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg Davies
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, Taskmaster, Never Mind The Buzzcocks host and all round legend, Greg ...
Toenail Barbie
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris reveals his new Super Power and Rosie considers what intimate objects could make money online. There is some bad dream ch...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sam Ryder
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for some seriously good vibes from national treasure and Eurovision superstar, Sam Ryder! We all know Sam as the pop powerhouse who went f...
Hey Siri, how easy is it to get a divorce?
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for some high stakes beef, a intense holiday breakdown and some triggered behaviour off the back of Taco day. The couple discuss fancy dress...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan Stephens
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous and this week Chris and Rosie are joined by musician, writer, and actor Jordan Stephens! Chris an...
Ruthless Zodiac Signs
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Zodiac signs (who IS the most ruthless?), gilets, and the stone skimming scandal! Rosie reveals what sh...
The Great North Run and a Prawn Cocktail eye bath
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Great North Run, why Rosie thought Chris was cheating and how she got a crisp based injury! Chris...
Can we get a dog?
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie’s had the worst morning of her life and Chris is sporting a VERY obvious BJJ injury… and as always we...
Je Suis Belligerent
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in the final week of the summer holidays - and the Ramseys have been to Disneyland! Listen to find out if it is really the happiest place on e...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Seven
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the last Bumper Summer Best of 2025 an we have saved some of the most weird and wonderful QFTP's for all you Smas and Das! Throwback to The Twi...
Ep 333. Shepherd's Pie for breakfast and disappointing den making
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie are still in the thick of the summer holidays (den making anyone?) however they are getting ready for a surpr...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Six
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s early 2020… The SMA tour has been announced, and the Ramsey’s are also writing the Shagged Married Annoyed Book! This Best of includes Bec...
Ep 332. A flat pack nightmare and synchronised sisters
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s Shagged Married Annoyed the couple discuss Chris’s birthday, a flat pack furniture debacle and the hangover from hell. Sister Kate ...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Five
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Bumper Summer Best Of we re-visit one of the most iconic stories from a listener! It involves a groom and his mum... smas and das, if y...
Ep 331. Send this to 10 people or you will die
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re officially half way through the summer holidays! This week, The Ramseys have been hacked by their nine year old, Chris has been randomly appea...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Four
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Summer of 2019 and Chris has been announced for strictly! Rosie get's in to the spirit with Alexa and Chris enjoys the press getting his age ...
Ep 330. Wet Mammals
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Chris and Rosie run down the fifteen (apparently!) most unattractive ‘hobbies’ . Stay tuned to find out h...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Three
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In part three of the Bumper Summer Best Of Chris and Rosie have holiday beefs which led to the infamous Secret Scoffing Club! Question's from the Publ...
Ep 329. Giant Inflatable Doughnut
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Olá! The Ramseys are back from their summer holiday and we have a lot to catch up on. There's inflatable drama, Dobble crimes, fake Americans and bo...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Two
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the second instalment of the SMA Bumper Summer Best Of! This week Chris and Rosie discuss the Costco care package and the do's and don...
Ep 328. Crying in the shower, flight etiquette and the worst lie-in ever
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss crying in the shower, passing out, and why Chris had the worst lie-in EVER! The pair share their thou...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part One
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are rewinding to 2019 and listening to some of the best bits of early Shagged Married Annoyed! Robin is 3, Chris is yet to find his love of cycling...
Ep 327. Too rude for YouTube?!
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Shagged Married Annoyed Rosie returns from her holiday and practices her Greek out on Chris. Robin has come up with a new Twin Theory and...
Ep 326. Weddings, Proms and Trouser Skirts
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Shagged. Married. Annoyed Chris and Rosie get to grips with their new studio which involves Rosie figuring out a less obvious way of havi...
Ep 325. Ten percent more love
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss back scratching, cheese in eggs, bags for life, something strange Chris witnessed in a toilet and a man...
Ep 324. Barbecue of Lies
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have a real time domestic and that's before the beefs! They discuss Chris' injury, iced buns, and Chris revea...
Ep 323. In a Villa!
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What happens on a hen do... That's right, Rosie is back from the hen do and ready to spill the tea while Chris prepares for the stag! The couple disc...
Ep 322. Shandy Alarm
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Rosie is multi-tasking as she gets ready for a hen do whilst sharing beefs and reading some brilliant QFTP's! Chris shares a ...
Ep 321. Pick Up Four
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
3…2…1…. it’s lift off on this week’s episode of Shagged, Married, Annoyed! It’s the school holidays and the weather has decided that sum...
Ep 320. Welephant and the traumatic Chip Pan
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s podcast Chris is feeling under the weather but still manages a new quiz format for Rosie to take part in. Beefs include farts and a n...
Ep 319. Book Awards, Taskmaster and Kids in the Pub
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss favourite sandwiches, kids in the pub and their night at The Book Awards! They also have a Taskmaster r...
Ep 318. Live Forever
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss AI and the prospect of living forever. Chris has been talking to Chat GPT whilst Rosie remains sceptical. ...
Ep 317. Beer Pump Guy
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode Chris and Rosie are enjoying the heat but come to blows over Quiche. Barry Beef makes an appearance and there's discussions abo...
Ep 316. Hide and Seek
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris makes an executive decision about glasses and reveals his cure for hiccups. Rosie shares her love for The Traitors and ...
Ep 315. Stop! Pollen Time
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie has been antagonising the pollen gods and Chris is being a brave little boy even though he has a cold. ...
Ep 314. What’s All This?
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie are back with another episode of raucous in your ears entertainment… This week, Chris reveals his shocking mouthwash habits and R...
Ep 313. Voila!
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris reveals his competitiveness and even gets Robin's approval! The pair share the listeners exchange student stories and get...
Ep 312. Auxiliary Chicken Nuggets
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast The Ramsey's discuss daily routines, exchange students and their memories of take-aways. QFTP's include a rapids update, a snot...
Ep 311. Star Baker
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie shares her feelings about Chris winning Bake Off... and as you can imagine, she wasn't happy. The pair discuss making the...
Ep 310. Spar Mob
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris has some beef with Green Bananas and Kippers! The pair call Sandra to settle a potpourri dispute and Rosie shares some in...
Ep 309. Rosie Roulette
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast there is some excitement about the Five reunion plus Chris reveals some sad news about a record breaking couple. The pair discu...
Ep 308. Non-mover
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast the couple discuss Chris' tour (and what Rosie made of the poster!), the return of periods and why Rosie is now singing up to 1...
Ep 307. Four baths a day
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Rosie has a tailbone update and much to Chris's horror, reveals the bath advice she's been given. The couple discuss 90's par...
Ep 306. Pity Party
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Rosie has injured her back and Chris is convinced he’s being gas lit by the kids. Chris shares the joy of a recent trip to ...
Ep 305. Blue Belt
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris has a new achievement to share and Rosie is feeling different! The pair discuss new tech, a very unusual reason not to ...
Ep 304. Vasectomy Guy
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris stops procrastinating and and much to Rosie's delight, books his vasectomy. The couple discuss a controversial record bre...
Ep 303. Louse House
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie have good and bad news this week and they are both feeling itchy! The pair share some exciting news and there is also a cameo from Rob...
Ep 302. Ask Your Mam
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss post Christmas blues and why they shouldn't come as a surprise. Chris shares his ideas for a new book a...
Ep 301. Warhammer Guy
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first episode of 2025! Chris and Rosie return to discuss their Christmas and how Fortnite and Warhammer have made their way in to the Ramsey ...