Hot and Heavy
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first SMA of December which means it's decoration time! Rosie and Chris discuss Christmas...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Howard
03 Dec 2025
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On Please Keep Me Anonymous this week Chris and Rosie are joined by super star comedian Russell Howa...
Chris is flammable and Rosie starts writing Geordie Porn
28 Nov 2025
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There is tons discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Scented candles, boiled eggs, laun...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanne McNally
26 Nov 2025
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Guess who’s popping in for a natter? None other than Joanne McNally! Chris and Rosie get together ...
WhatsApp groups revealed and Rosie goes to see Five!
21 Nov 2025
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There is lots to be discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed! Chris has been impressing Ro...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Olly Murs
19 Nov 2025
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This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by the one and only Olly Murs who brings his trademark energy ...
A hangover breakdown
14 Nov 2025
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Chris and Rosie are feeling very delicate, but they soldier on and bring you a hungover edition of S...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Harriet Kemsley
12 Nov 2025
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This week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliantly funny Harriet Kemsley — comedian, ...
This is why I'll leave you
07 Nov 2025
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On this week's podcast there is a lot discussed! Rosie shares that she finally loves Chris back (as ...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Aston and Sarah Merrygold
05 Nov 2025
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This week, the Ramseys are joined by pop royalty and parenting pros, Aston & Sarah Merrygold. The co...
A Halloween Special and Chris is NOT on board
31 Oct 2025
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It's time for a spooky episode of Shagged Married Annoyed and Chris is not in the mood! Rosie has co...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Phil Ellis
29 Oct 2025
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This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by comedian and Taskmaster troublemaker Phil Ellis! They cha...
Airport Pints and Naked Parties
24 Oct 2025
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Today Rosie is joined by Chris, or is she?? This week's podcast includes a celebrity pseudonym , p...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Leigh-Anne Pinnock
22 Oct 2025
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Things just got spicy on this week’s Please Keep Me Anonymous! This week Chris and Rosie are joine...
AI Porn and Jacket Potatoes
17 Oct 2025
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On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie have the heating on! They discuss Jacket Pota...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Al Murray
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and WWII buff Al Murray! Al and Chris ...
Weaponized Incompetence
10 Oct 2025
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Chris and Rosie are back from a trip to London, and they have their beefs at the ready! But first th...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg Davies
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, Taskmaster, Never M...
Toenail Barbie
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris reveals his new Super Power and Rosie considers what intimate objects c...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sam Ryder
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for some seriously good vibes from national treasure and Eurovision superstar, Sam Ryder! ...
Hey Siri, how easy is it to get a divorce?
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for some high stakes beef, a intense holiday breakdown and some triggered behaviour off th...
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan Stephens
24 Sep 2025
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It's the first episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous and this week Chris and Rosie are joined by music...
Ruthless Zodiac Signs
19 Sep 2025
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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Zodiac signs (who IS the most ruthless?), gilets, and...
The Great North Run and a Prawn Cocktail eye bath
12 Sep 2025
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On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Great North Run, why Rosie thought Chris was ch...
Can we get a dog?
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie’s had the worst morning of her life and Chris is sporti...
Je Suis Belligerent
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in the final week of the summer holidays - and the Ramseys have been to Disneyland! Listen t...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Seven
27 Aug 2025
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It's the last Bumper Summer Best of 2025 an we have saved some of the most weird and wonderful QFTP'...
Ep 333. Shepherd's Pie for breakfast and disappointing den making
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie are still in the thick of the summer holidays (den making a...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Six
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s early 2020… The SMA tour has been announced, and the Ramsey’s are also writing the Shagge...
Ep 332. A flat pack nightmare and synchronised sisters
15 Aug 2025
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On this week’s Shagged Married Annoyed the couple discuss Chris’s birthday, a flat pack furnitur...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Five
13 Aug 2025
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On this week's Bumper Summer Best Of we re-visit one of the most iconic stories from a listener! It ...
Ep 331. Send this to 10 people or you will die
07 Aug 2025
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We’re officially half way through the summer holidays! This week, The Ramseys have been hacked by ...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Four
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Summer of 2019 and Chris has been announced for strictly! Rosie get's in to the spirit with...
Ep 330. Wet Mammals
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Chris and Rosie run down the fifteen (apparently!) most una...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Three
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In part three of the Bumper Summer Best Of Chris and Rosie have holiday beefs which led to the infam...
Ep 329. Giant Inflatable Doughnut
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Olá! The Ramseys are back from their summer holiday and we have a lot to catch up on. There's infl...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Two
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the second instalment of the SMA Bumper Summer Best Of! This week Chris and Rosie di...
Ep 328. Crying in the shower, flight etiquette and the worst lie-in ever
18 Jul 2025
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On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss crying in the shower, passing out, and why Chris ha...
Bumper Summer Best Of - Part One
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are rewinding to 2019 and listening to some of the best bits of early Shagged Married Annoyed! Ro...
Ep 327. Too rude for YouTube?!
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Shagged Married Annoyed Rosie returns from her holiday and practices her Greek out on C...
Ep 326. Weddings, Proms and Trouser Skirts
04 Jul 2025
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This week on Shagged. Married. Annoyed Chris and Rosie get to grips with their new studio which invo...
Ep 325. Ten percent more love
27 Jun 2025
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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss back scratching, cheese in eggs, bags for life, somet...
Ep 324. Barbecue of Lies
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have a real time domestic and that's before the beefs! They...
Ep 323. In a Villa!
13 Jun 2025
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What happens on a hen do... That's right, Rosie is back from the hen do and ready to spill the tea w...
Ep 322. Shandy Alarm
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Rosie is multi-tasking as she gets ready for a hen do whilst sharing beefs ...
Ep 321. Pick Up Four
30 May 2025
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3…2…1…. it’s lift off on this week’s episode of Shagged, Married, Annoyed! It’s the sc...
Ep 320. Welephant and the traumatic Chip Pan
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s podcast Chris is feeling under the weather but still manages a new quiz format for ...
Ep 319. Book Awards, Taskmaster and Kids in the Pub
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss favourite sandwiches, kids in the pub and their night...
Ep 318. Live Forever
09 May 2025
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On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss AI and the prospect of living forever. Chris has been ta...
Ep 317. Beer Pump Guy
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode Chris and Rosie are enjoying the heat but come to blows over Quiche. Barry Be...
Ep 316. Hide and Seek
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris makes an executive decision about glasses and reveals his cure for hi...
Ep 315. Stop! Pollen Time
17 Apr 2025
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This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie has been antagonising the pollen gods and Chris is be...
Ep 314. What’s All This?
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie are back with another episode of raucous in your ears entertainment… This week,...
Ep 313. Voila!
04 Apr 2025
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On this week's podcast Chris reveals his competitiveness and even gets Robin's approval! The pair sh...
Ep 312. Auxiliary Chicken Nuggets
28 Mar 2025
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On this week's podcast The Ramsey's discuss daily routines, exchange students and their memories of ...
Ep 311. Star Baker
21 Mar 2025
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On this week's podcast Rosie shares her feelings about Chris winning Bake Off... and as you can imag...
Ep 310. Spar Mob
14 Mar 2025
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On this week's podcast Chris has some beef with Green Bananas and Kippers! The pair call Sandra to s...
Ep 309. Rosie Roulette
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast there is some excitement about the Five reunion plus Chris reveals some sad n...
Ep 308. Non-mover
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast the couple discuss Chris' tour (and what Rosie made of the poster!), the retu...
Ep 307. Four baths a day
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Rosie has a tailbone update and much to Chris's horror, reveals the bath ad...
Ep 306. Pity Party
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Rosie has injured her back and Chris is convinced he’s being gas lit by t...
Ep 305. Blue Belt
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris has a new achievement to share and Rosie is feeling different! The pa...
Ep 304. Vasectomy Guy
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris stops procrastinating and and much to Rosie's delight, books his vasect...
Ep 303. Louse House
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie have good and bad news this week and they are both feeling itchy! The pair share som...
Ep 302. Ask Your Mam
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss post Christmas blues and why they shouldn't come as a...
Ep 301. Warhammer Guy
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first episode of 2025! Chris and Rosie return to discuss their Christmas and how Fortnite a...
The 300th Episode
20 Dec 2024
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It's Christmas AND it's the 300th episode! Join Chris and Rosie as they get in the Christmas spirit ...
Ep 299. Boil and Bite
13 Dec 2024
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On this week's podcast (Podcast 299!) Chris share's some more festive insults and the pair discuss t...
Ep 298. Salavicious
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast the Ramsey's are getting to grips with Christmas including some Yuletide insu...
Ep 297. This is horrifying
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie have been creating some new Christmas traditions at a Garden Centre and there’s be...
Ep 296. Phants!
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast The Ramsey's get to grips with 38! Chris shares some BTS moments from Child...
Ep 295. Allegedly
15 Nov 2024
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On this week's podcast Rosie is in a sing-y mood and the couple disagree over music genres! They sta...
Ep 294. Itchy Eyes
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie is under the weather but in true SMA fashion there are still some beefs...
Ep 293. Blackhead Bullets
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The clocks have gone back and we’re all feeling strange! This week, the Ramseys have been on a tri...
Ep 292. Pea and Hamished
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week The Ramey's discuss calling in sick, anxiety dreams and Chris' car problems...
Ep 291. C'est Super
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us live from the SMA bakery for a very bread-heavy episode, thanks to Rosie's new bread maker…...
Ep 290. Sounds Like Churros
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's all happening on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed! Sex parties, death, an unusual way of eat...
Ep 289. Mr Pointless
04 Oct 2024
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Chris and Rosie discuss Mr Pointless, Rosie's Chinese takeaway alert and how sugar is taking a back ...
Ep 288. Rake Away
27 Sep 2024
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It's a QFTP special but that doesn't stop Chris and Rosie having a quick childcare debrief and an up...
Ep 287. Takeaway Tally
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie reveals a new alarm system she has put in to place. She also shares a n...
Ep 286. Counted and Verified
13 Sep 2024
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This week on the podcast Rosie shares what ID she used on a recent flight, prepare to be surprised! ...
Ep 285. Little Pooh
06 Sep 2024
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The kids are back to school! Chris and Rosie have concerns over the parenting after they've been sch...
Ep 284. Christember
30 Aug 2024
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On this week's podcast Chris introduces a new month to the calendar! The couple discuss office jobs,...
Ep 283. Pedalo and a box of wine
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss summer holidays, bad smells and ankle socks! Chris share...
Ep 282. Would Rosie Eat...
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's still summer in the North East and the Ramsey's discuss optimal temperatures and Rosie has some...
Ep 281. The Ninth Hour
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast, The Ramseys have done a big newspaper interview… what could have possibl...
Ep 280. Industrial Slime Production
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast, Chris gets a lesson about the menopause and Rosie has a taken her new kitc...
Ep 279. All My Fellas
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie are back from their holidays and get ready for the drama which started before they e...
Ep 278. Out of Office Reply
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie are on their holidays but are still delivering a QFTP's bumper ep! There's icks, the...
Ep 277. Old Prospector Ramsey
12 Jul 2024
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On this week's podcast Rosie goes through some of her old notes on her phone... she uncovers a song ...
Ep 276. Pie Fister
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Sports Day, Mark Whalberg's regime and the importance...
Ep 275. Robaldo
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie is excited by her Apple watch and Chris get animated over back of the k...
Ep 274. Get your head stuck in
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie discuss places they DON'T want to visit, ...
Ep 273. Documenting my t*ts off!
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris is feeling under the weather and the pair get nostalgic about working...
Ep 272. Disposable Kegs
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Rosie and Chris are off to London to do exciting things which they’re not allowed to ta...
Ep 271. Fox Blocked
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week things get serious when the Ramsey's start preparing for a joint 40th birth...
Ep 270. Front street meet
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discus their 'front street meet' and Rosie declares that wh...
Ep 269. The Summer of Sixty Nine
17 May 2024
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It's a (kind of) sexy episode this week! Chris and Rosie chat Northern Lights, latte art, competitio...
Ep 268. Eat an egg!
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie discuss childhood games, refreshment sharing on a train and a league table of 'going...
Ep 267. Rumour has it
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's a rumour going around town about the Ramsey's... but is it true? The pair catch up after Ros...