Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Episodes
The 300th Episode
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Christmas AND it's the 300th episode! Join Chris and Rosie as they get in the Christmas spirit and share some festive QFTP's! All of this plus Ch...
Ep 299. Boil and Bite
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast (Podcast 299!) Chris share's some more festive insults and the pair discuss the future of the Elf! The pair get nostalgic over ...
Ep 298. Salavicious
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast the Ramsey's are getting to grips with Christmas including some Yuletide insults! Rosie is on her retinol journey and Chris has...
Ep 297. This is horrifying
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie have been creating some new Christmas traditions at a Garden Centre and there’s been some online chat about Santa V’s Father Chris...
Ep 296. Phants!
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast The Ramsey's get to grips with 38! Chris shares some BTS moments from Children In Need, including some Gladiator intel and a ...
Ep 295. Allegedly
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie is in a sing-y mood and the couple disagree over music genres! They start planning their 300th episode and share their br...
Ep 294. Itchy Eyes
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie is under the weather but in true SMA fashion there are still some beefs to be shared! The pair discuss creamy bananas, Fa...
Ep 293. Blackhead Bullets
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The clocks have gone back and we’re all feeling strange! This week, the Ramseys have been on a trip to Harrogate, Chris encountered a child with a v...
Ep 292. Pea and Hamished
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week The Ramey's discuss calling in sick, anxiety dreams and Chris' car problems. They have some IRL sex swing correspondence and ...
Ep 291. C'est Super
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us live from the SMA bakery for a very bread-heavy episode, thanks to Rosie's new bread maker… Rosie has a bone to pick with hotel showers and ...
Ep 290. Sounds Like Churros
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's all happening on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed! Sex parties, death, an unusual way of eating cereal and even some religion chat! Beefs are ...
Ep 289. Mr Pointless
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie discuss Mr Pointless, Rosie's Chinese takeaway alert and how sugar is taking a back seat. They unlock some 90's nostalgia with movies ...
Ep 288. Rake Away
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a QFTP special but that doesn't stop Chris and Rosie having a quick childcare debrief and an update on 'Golf, Grappling and Good Vibes'. They als...
Ep 287. Takeaway Tally
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie reveals a new alarm system she has put in to place. She also shares a new shower habit. Chris is still in the thick of Ch...
Ep 286. Counted and Verified
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Rosie shares what ID she used on a recent flight, prepare to be surprised! They also talk about the new book and reveal some ...
Ep 285. Little Pooh
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The kids are back to school! Chris and Rosie have concerns over the parenting after they've been schooled by their 8 eight year old! Rosie brings some...
Ep 284. Christember
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris introduces a new month to the calendar! The couple discuss office jobs, admin and what the kids thought of their Summer H...
Ep 283. Pedalo and a box of wine
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss summer holidays, bad smells and ankle socks! Chris shares the details of a recent incident involving some ...
Ep 282. Would Rosie Eat...
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's still summer in the North East and the Ramsey's discuss optimal temperatures and Rosie has some stories from Rhodes which leads to a very sweaty ...
Ep 281. The Ninth Hour
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast, The Ramseys have done a big newspaper interview… what could have possibly gone wrong?! It was Chris’ birthday, and the s...
Ep 280. Industrial Slime Production
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast, Chris gets a lesson about the menopause and Rosie has a taken her new kitchen gadget for a spin. It’s the summer holidays ...
Ep 279. All My Fellas
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie are back from their holidays and get ready for the drama which started before they even landed! The pair explain what happened on thei...
Ep 278. Out of Office Reply
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie are on their holidays but are still delivering a QFTP's bumper ep! There's icks, there's a sex toy and of course some mistaken identit...
Ep 277. Old Prospector Ramsey
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie goes through some of her old notes on her phone... she uncovers a song and a list of presents that never materialised. Pl...
Ep 276. Pie Fister
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Sports Day, Mark Whalberg's regime and the importance of sun screen! Rosie reveals that she has confess...
Ep 275. Robaldo
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie is excited by her Apple watch and Chris get animated over back of the knee sweat. Sister Kate features this week and expl...
Ep 274. Get your head stuck in
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie discuss places they DON'T want to visit, Space being on the top of Rosie's list (even with ...
Ep 273. Documenting my t*ts off!
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris is feeling under the weather and the pair get nostalgic about working in a shop. Chris gets mad at Soft Play Dads and R...
Ep 272. Disposable Kegs
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Rosie and Chris are off to London to do exciting things which they’re not allowed to talk about on the podcast, Chris has bumped into one...
Ep 271. Fox Blocked
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week things get serious when the Ramsey's start preparing for a joint 40th birthday party that is taking place in 2 years! As well...
Ep 270. Front street meet
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discus their 'front street meet' and Rosie declares that what she REALLY wants, is a van! They discuss sweari...
Ep 269. The Summer of Sixty Nine
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a (kind of) sexy episode this week! Chris and Rosie chat Northern Lights, latte art, competitions and Chris does some coffee math! Rosie has been...
Ep 268. Eat an egg!
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie discuss childhood games, refreshment sharing on a train and a league table of 'going out'. Chris shows Rosie his jiu-jitsu video and ...
Ep 267. Rumour has it
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's a rumour going around town about the Ramsey's... but is it true? The pair catch up after Rosie has been away for work and she presents Chris w...
Ep 266. Gasolina
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris proclaims Rosie as his Best Friend and it's not reciprocated! They discuss leisure wear, the London Marathon, Rosie's alg...
Ep 265. Blah de blah
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have a house guest who Chris is over the moon about! They discuss holiday abonnement issues, UFC and the correc...
Ep 264. Freaky and Weird
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week - there has been a potentially paranormal incident in the Ramsey bedroom, Rosie has discovered her newest toxic trait and Chris has spent a ...
Ep 263. There’s No Place Like Home
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast, the Ramseys have had a bit of a rubbish bank holiday - Rafe has been poorly, Chris gave the last bag of crisps away and You...
Ep 262. Can we talk about Bruno?
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Easter soon and the Ramsey's are deep in chocolate eggs! They discuss their favorite cakes, what you can't drink on a train AND Rosie has been le...
Ep 261. Protein Chowder
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie gives a Comic Relief de-brief and has a list of things to remember for the next time she does live TV. Chris has been bus...
Ep 260. Dog In
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rosie is getting ready for Comic Relief and Chris is getting annoyed at the remote controls being in the wrong room. There's a pigeon ick, a new beaut...
Ep 259. The Constant Gardener
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie talk about an office run through they attended, phone charger beefs, Chris shitting himself AND Chris has ano...
Ep 258. In The Namy
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast, The Ramseys discuss the versatility of the Geordie 'eee' and Rosie learns about the plot of Bladerunner... There are some ve...
Ep 257. Gary's Anatomy
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie are full of the joys after Sandra has taken the kids for the day! They discuss tanning, the latest casual fashion trends and Chris bri...
Ep 256. The Greatest Showman
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast The Ramey's discuss a power cut, valentine's day plus Chris has one of his quizzes for Rosie. The beefs involve broken furnitur...
Ep 255. Purple Power Ranger
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast, Rosie is joined by a very special guest - Ice Bath Guy! Chris discusses his new obsession and just how many bags of ice he h...
Ep 254. Your Ma
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss life when your kids are under the weather. Rosie has an incident with a pair of Chris's pants and the...
Ep 253. This young perp...
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss tiredness, after eight mints and Rosie's night out. Rosie has a martial arts based beef and they have...
Ep 252. Taste the Rainbow
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast the Ramsey's talk cold calling, pyjamas in public and the difference between a hall and corridor (thank you Chris). Rosie has...
Ep 251. Better than you
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie discuss other people's children, Robin's singing and they have a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Beefs are still feeling festive and the QFTP's inv...
Ep 250. Soft Man Era
05 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast, The Ramseys catch up after a festive break filled with chaos, floury potato hands and poorly timed naps. Chris has finally d...
Ep 249. Christmas Ramsey
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the final podcast of the year so Chris and Rosie deliver up some (loosely) related Christmas QFTP's and of course some festive icks! Chris and Ro...
Sh**ged Married Annoyed at Love Amelia
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of SMA Chris & Rosie visit Steph and the lovely people at Love Amelia to record a special episode in partnership with The National Lo...
Ep 248. Breaded Ham
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast - there’s a sickness bug in the Ramsey household… plus Chris and Rosie discuss fancy nursery food and trying to eat healt...
Ep 247. Incense Sisters
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a lot to get through on this week’s podcast, and it’s hot one! Chris and Rosie discuss the ongoing saga of Elf on the Shelf, why Rosie i...
Ep 246. A new low
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Ramsey's return for tour chat, fresh beefs and some massage based chat that leads to various questions. The brilliant QFTP's which involve mishear...
Ep 245. Serial Sanitiser
24 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Ramsey's record the podcast on the road! The tour is in full swing but Rosie is still getting to grips with the geography of where they ...
Ep 244. *QFTP Special*
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Shagged Married Annoyed tour is in full swing so this week The Ramsey's bring you a Question From the Public (Public Public PPPPPP Public) Special...
Ep 243. Bag of Bricks
10 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie chat about the upcoming tour and how Chris was nervous about a particular delivery turning up a...
Ep 242. Beloved Sponge
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast, Chris and Rosie have received a halloween card from Robin. They’ve both been ‘reading’ and they discuss sibling debts....
Ep 241. Air Biscuit
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast, Chris and Rosie are preparing themselves for Robin’s birthday party - and in the process, Rosie has found something very i...
Ep 240. Duvet Lasagne
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss warming up for the tour and unconventional duvet arrangements. There is a diet related beef - and Chr...
Ep 239. Talk less, smile more
13 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss smelly towels, saying the wrong thing and Designated Survivor. Chris has a new job for his CV and the...
Ep 238. Open Sesame
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's podcast Chris has a fashion crisis and Rosie is keen to know some secrets. There's a discussion about Airplane v Aeroplane and Rafe sho...
Ep 237. Dinner Ladies Best Mate
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast the Ramsey's talk rats, homework, nest parenting and a Would You Rather that gets personal! Rosie gets nostalgic for Dinner Lad...
Ep 236. Rosie and Ramsey FM
22 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Cribs, changing room debacles, cinema codes, childhood lies and there is even an office poll! Learn m...
Ep 235. Egg, toast, wine and…
15 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare yourselves for a mini IQ test on this week's podcast. It gets tense! The Ramsey's talk about The Great North Run and why they will or won't do...
Ep 234. Triple D
08 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie have been at the NTA's and they share all the gossip from their night! Also this week Rosie learns the names of her fingers and Chris ...
Ep 233. 4pm Fight Time
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss 90's parenting, the Loch Ness monster, and Alabama hot pockets which disturbs Chris to no end! Rosie ha...
Ep 232. Four Eighths
25 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Ramsey's are back from their holidays and not without some stories! There was a hospital trip and some fast food on the plane home. Rosie has been...
Ep 231. Obligatory Trebles
18 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast, The Ramseys are about to go on holiday - but this time, they haven’t told Robin. Rosie gets an enlightening lesson about t...
What's that on your prom dress?... A short message from Chris & Rosie
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Chris and Rosie Ramsey show has been shortlisted for an NTA. Thank you all so much for voting! We now need you to vote again! Visit nationaltvawa...
Ep 230. Daytime MILF Event
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week, Chris went too hard climbing a mountain and Rosie remembers the best Christmas present she ever received. Chris has a beef a...
Ep 229. No Capping
04 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris has a quiz for Rosie to check how down with the kids she is! There's also some beef but only from Chris as Rosie has be...
Ep 228. Roll In The Woods
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week, The Ramseys are back from their holiday and they’re also celebrating their anniversary! The beefs include a packing conund...
Ep 227. Double Bunny Ears
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week, The Ramsey's are bracing themselves for the school summer break and they're very close to cancelling their holiday. The beef...
Ep 226. Whiskers
14 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week The Ramsey's talk tantrums, kids performances, comic timing and pool etiquette. The beefs are packing based and QFTP's are pr...
Ep 225. Yolo
07 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie talk soft parenting, celebrities taking part in combat sports and if it's okay to be using YOLO as a greeting! Also this week they try...
Ep 224. Double Wipe
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Rosie shares some stories from her holiday which involve a rogue pooh and some intimate sun cream application. The beefs are ...
Ep 223. Hot Heat
23 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Rosie is on holiday so this week so as well as some pre-holiday beef, we have put together some QFTP's they have never made it to the podcast! There's...
Ep 222. Double Cap
16 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie are feeling the heat on this week's podcast (well just Chris actually), so much so one of them is doing it in their underwear! They di...
Ep 221. Lego Destruction Pending
09 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie and Chris are revisiting the realities of very early mornings and they have a catch up after Rosie destroyed Chris' Lego ...
Ep 220. Good Optics
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie talk trampolining techniques, parenting lessons, Subbuteo and sun cream icks. Sandra is in Rosie's bad books after borrowing Rosie's c...
Ep 219. Nice Coat Lee
26 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast the pair catch up after a few days at home and a trip to the beach. There's a breaking wind confession and some Power Rangers c...
Ep 218. Pity Click
19 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Ramsey's have so much to discuss on this week's podcast! They have been in London seeing a West End show and they presented a BAFTA... but not wi...
Ep 217. kiss my flower
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie talk about some of the train drama they've been seeing while out on the road. They discuss the headache of ch...
Ep 216. Open!
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have oven problems and there is some charger based beef. They discuss the pitfalls of espresso martinis and g...
Ep 215. Cold Hearted Father
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie gets the ick after Chris books a hotel over the phone which also ends with Chris having a new name. The pair talk about R...
Ep 214. Spirito Di Punto
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie get nostalgic for 90's adverts and have to get siblings involved for some clarity. There is some fantastic miss...
Ep 213. Skip Cap
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris is feeling itchy and neither he or Rosie can figure out why. Rosie spent an evening at a David Bowie tribute act and reve...
Ep 212. Five Fold Sunnies
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Chris' new ick worthy sunglasses, sex toys and Rosie's battle with Catholicism. Become a member at ...
Ep 211. FAGDA
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Chris' slide record, Reality TV and Rosie aversion to seeing people in the shade. They take a deep di...
Ep 210. Pear of Anguish
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Rosie’s dental problems, Sandra’s Birthday and Chris’ trip to the wrestling. They take a deep ...
Ep 209. Biggest Loser
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie reflects on her appearance on The Wheel and why she thought a hamper was needed. Chris gets annoyed about stray snacks an...
Ep 208. Cowboy
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss ice baths, American reality TV and if they have ever been truly full. There is some classic print bee...
Ep 207. Ham Dumpling
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A lot gets covered on this week's podcast - does Rosie trust Chris and should Chris take up meditation? The pair discuss retirement, how French kids l...
Ep 206. What film am I thinking of?
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Comedy Awards and what went on afterwards. They chat buffet etiquette and why you should never put ...
Ep 205. Pass the Shoe
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris returns to Rosie's jotters to discuss Rosie's early creative writing ambitions. They marvel at whisking, they chat abou...
Ep 204. Three blind wipes
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The podcast this week covers all sorts! From pelvic floor exercises to spittoons to a unusual talent from a 12 year old. All of this plus Beefs, a rec...
Ep 203. Nurse Damp
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have a lot to get through! They answer all your Midnight Gameshow questions, discuss their trip to London and m...