Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Episodes
Ep 216. Open!
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have oven problems and there is some charger based beef. They discuss the pitfalls of espresso martinis and g...
Ep 215. Cold Hearted Father
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie gets the ick after Chris books a hotel over the phone which also ends with Chris having a new name. The pair talk about R...
Ep 214. Spirito Di Punto
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie get nostalgic for 90's adverts and have to get siblings involved for some clarity. There is some fantastic miss...
Ep 213. Skip Cap
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris is feeling itchy and neither he or Rosie can figure out why. Rosie spent an evening at a David Bowie tribute act and reve...
Ep 212. Five Fold Sunnies
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Chris' new ick worthy sunglasses, sex toys and Rosie's battle with Catholicism. Become a member at ...
Ep 211. FAGDA
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Chris' slide record, Reality TV and Rosie aversion to seeing people in the shade. They take a deep di...
Ep 210. Pear of Anguish
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Rosie’s dental problems, Sandra’s Birthday and Chris’ trip to the wrestling. They take a deep ...
Ep 209. Biggest Loser
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie reflects on her appearance on The Wheel and why she thought a hamper was needed. Chris gets annoyed about stray snacks an...
Ep 208. Cowboy
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss ice baths, American reality TV and if they have ever been truly full. There is some classic print bee...
Ep 207. Ham Dumpling
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A lot gets covered on this week's podcast - does Rosie trust Chris and should Chris take up meditation? The pair discuss retirement, how French kids l...
Ep 206. What film am I thinking of?
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Comedy Awards and what went on afterwards. They chat buffet etiquette and why you should never put ...
Ep 205. Pass the Shoe
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris returns to Rosie's jotters to discuss Rosie's early creative writing ambitions. They marvel at whisking, they chat abou...
Ep 204. Three blind wipes
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The podcast this week covers all sorts! From pelvic floor exercises to spittoons to a unusual talent from a 12 year old. All of this plus Beefs, a rec...
Ep 203. Nurse Damp
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have a lot to get through! They answer all your Midnight Gameshow questions, discuss their trip to London and m...
Ep 202. Ding dong the crust is gone
27 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The podcast starts this week with some self tan beef or is Rosie just melting? The pair catch up and discuss yet another hobby that Chris has taken up...
Ep 201. Don’t tug at your girdle
20 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss the highs and (big) lows of fancy dress. There’s an update on what Sandra Christmas gifts and Chris r...
Extra! Extra!
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Smas and Das, We hope you enjoy this bonus episode! Extra Extra is our fortnightly bonus episode that our SMA+ subscribers receive! For January ...
Ep 200. AD/BC
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Ramsey's are back and it's the 200th episode! There's a quiz, there's beefs, a Rosie's Mysteries and even a Strictly debrief! Enjoy Smas and Das a...
Ep 199. Christmas Special: What would Jackie do?
23 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the last podcast of the year from Chris and Rosie and it's a Christmas bumper edition *sleigh bells included*. The couple discuss recycling, fest...
Sh**ged Married Annoyed at Footprints Community Café
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What a lovely festive morning the Ramsey’s had thanks to the staff at The National Lottery supported Footprints Community Café. Chris and Rosie c...
Ep 198. Strip Search
16 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Ramey's are getting festive and in particular Chris shares the joys of Christmas Markets. Rosie enjoys part two of the Countries quiz and she also...
Ep 197. Magnum XL
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss billionaires, the etiquette of buying teacher's presents and why taking a toddler to a Christmas shop...
Ep 196. Centrifugal Force
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss centrifugal force and what life would be like as a worm... all the big topics! They also catch up on Ro...
Ep 195. Glib, Glab, Glob
25 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss sleeping arrangements, phone updates and the down side to bubble gum ice cream. Rosie gets annoyed abou...
Ep 194. Preekend
18 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie wish Kate a Happy Birthday and they discuss preekends and the protocol when taking a sick day. The beefs have...
Ep 193. BeanFest
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie tells all about her trip to London to see The Backstreet Boys. Chris has been busy at home, or has he? The beefs include ...
Ep 192. Dirty knit witted yellow livered
04 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris ad Rosie get nostalgic for their younger days. Robin has his own beef with Chris and Halloween costumes take quite the ba...
Ep 191. Gilet Incorporated
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris names himself head of gilets and Rosie isn’t happy about it! There’s some bowl licking, a car related ick, and some...
Ep 190. Just be chill
21 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Ramey's are back and Rosie wants to know why Chris 'can't be more chill?'... There's vasectomy chat, a safe lucrative sponsor and some hypothetica...
Ep 189. House Shoes
14 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss ways to clean a radiator (that's covered in sick), Chris' choice of shoe and Rosie's response to a te...
Ep 188. Mars Cha Cha
07 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss frubes, strictly, facial recognition and loads more... plus they are joined by a film crew, can you tel...
Ep 187. Born to Fight
30 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast there's some singing, misplaced chewing gum, stripper stories and a new (and improved?) name for a glove compartment. All of th...
Ep 186. Kegs full of Kaka
23 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie chat bingo, holidays and what happens if you have a bathroom accident in ASDA. There's a quiz devised especia...
Ep 185. Anchor Pants
16 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a 'Questions from the Public' Special! Chris and Rosie catch up on some of your questions! There are icks, a revengeful DJ, a sad story about a g...
Ep 184. Beat the Letter
09 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The school holidays are finally over and Chris and Rosie are enjoying some normality. This week on the podcast they get nostalgic over calculators and...
Ep 183. Water is blue
02 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Ramsey's are back with beefs, icks and QFTP's but this week there is a little something extra, Rosie's jotters! Chris gets to the bottom of some o...
Ep 182. A little bit sexy
26 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Ramsey's return and yes it's still the summer holidays! Chris and Rosie talk funfairs and the law according to American movies. Rosie almost bring...
Ep 181. The glove
19 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week it's roasting hot and Rosie's loving it. Chris took Robin on a mini break, and the Ramsey's went to the beach. There's garlic bread beef and...
Ep 180. Sommelier summer camp
12 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's still the summer holidays and Chris and Rosie have taken time off to spend it with the boys. Big mistake. Chris is into a new sport. Rosie's had...
Ep 179. Pokethon
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Ramsey's manage to record a podcast, despite the summer holiday madness! Chris has been getting competitive with a 6 year old, Rosie has...
Ep 178. Oh wow
29 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Ramsey’s have had a busy week (separately!). Chris has been at the UFC and Rosie has been singing at Ladies Day. It’s a plonkcast so the beefs...
Ep 177. Summer holiday special
22 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Ramsey's are back from holiday and they're more knackered than when they left. Chris has been reading tips on how to stay cool this summer and Ros...
Ep 176. Out of Office
15 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie share some unused QFTP’s and they do not disappoint! There's a slightly disturbing holiday story, a bouji hai...
Ep 175. Double Muggins
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Rosie reveals a new musical talent in the family and Chris becomes a Golf Guy. There's a truth bomb from Sandra and beefs tha...
Ep 174. Co-ords
01 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss co-ords, free gifts, farting in Asda and whether it's okay to attend a date topless. All of this plus s...
Ep 173. Hot Potato
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast the couple discuss urban myths, street names and Kids TV. As well as serving up some beef Chris is also busy eating some carb...
Ep 172. But what about the pool table?
17 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie talk hair treatments, massages and builders mugs. The beefs take an interesting turn and the QFTP's cover care ...
Ep 171. Meet you in my dreams
10 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As well as serving up some brilliant beefs and icks there is also dream analysis and a surprise gift from Sandra. QTFP's involve social etiquette, a n...
Ep 170. The 80’s door handle
03 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast the Ramsey's try and wrap their heads around the Jubilee! Rosie get's nostalgic for 80's door handles and Chris gets accused of...
Ep 169. Dacious
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast the Ramey's discuss their new TV show, a kids party that Rosie attended and how Chris' lack of socks seems to have caused a rea...
Ep 168. The Worst Smell in The World
20 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As well as discussing their new TV show Chris and Rosie share their weekly beefs and their new official ‘ick’ section. They chat passive aggressiv...
Ep 167. Killer extensions
13 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week (and much to Chris’ dismay) the couple discuss Rosie’s hair extensions and why she used to call psychic hotlines. There’...
Ep 166. Hip hip...
06 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's podcast Rosie delivers some more observations and even has some audio evidence to prove it! Chris has been feeling ill after catching t...
Ep 165. Rude Awakening
29 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie share their traumatic few days after both Rafe and Robin came down with a stomach bug. There are towel forts,...
Ep 164. The Best Walker
22 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Easter Eggs, VPL, hand towels and some more ick! There’s an awkward zoom funeral moment and an elab...
Ep 163. Good Friday plonkcast
15 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Good Friday! It's a plonkcast, Rosie's got pre-beef, Chris remembers a story that's been on his mind, Barry has a word and one listener wants re...
Ep 162. Three words
08 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the podcast that loves dogs! (Well Chris does anyway). Chris and Rosie play a word game, Sandra's treated herself to a new robe and watch out for...
Ep 161. How long you staying?
01 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have some serious Cocomelon beef and land line issues. They discuss Team leaders, keyholders and why people s...
Ep 160. Round Robin
25 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the podcast was recorded in London and Chris & Rosie got a taste of office life! The pair discuss a recent photo shoot, an incident on a tra...
Ep 159. Free Roam
18 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss family traits, fart shaming, free roam pets and they play an alternative to 'would you rather'. There's...
Ep 158. These boots aren’t made for walking
11 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie return with their (National Comedy Award Winning) podcast and share their mishaps from the night. They answer all the big questions su...
Ep 157. Purple reigns
04 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The podcast is swing heavy this week, or is it swung? The pair come together over their garden plans as well as sharing their weekly beefs. QFTP's inv...
Ep 156. Bathroom Teaspoon
25 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rosie and Chris have been nominated for the national comedy awards...and there might just be an apple sour in it if you vote. They remember what they ...
Ep 155. The Pitt's
18 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss Brad Pitt's relationship status, past lives and storm facts. The beefs involve a real time print count ...
Ep 154. Stain of regret
11 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's a fair few food based topics up for discussion this week - from Hot Dogs to burnt Jacket Potatoes. Robin has suggested a new career for Chris ...
Ep 153. Record Breakers
04 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast his week Chris and Rosie discuss Record Breakers, birdwatching and bad breath. The beefs get personal and the QFTP's involve swinging, ...
Ep 152. Do Buy
28 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There is a sleep war brewing in the Ramsey household! The pair discuss tupperware, sneezing and baby bathwater. Belinda is back and the beefs get sho...
Ep 151. Timber
21 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Rosie has some Rafe beef, Chris has some wood problems and the pair share the weekly grievances with each other. There's some...
Ep 150. Tony doesn't live here
14 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie record a podcast and keep it extra real with some live interruptions. If anyone sees Tony, tell him they have h...
Ep 149. Dipped in fat
07 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's 2022 and Rosie and Chris are celebrating with fireworks, sort of. Sandra's Christmas presents get a shout out and Rosie has beef with Chris's col...
Ep 148. Christmas Special
24 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's the last SMA of the year and the Ramsey's are feeling festive! There's singing, festive beef and some christmassy QFTP's. All of this plus we her...
Ep 147. Find a happy place
17 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Ramsay's are buzzing from their tour but they're not talking to each other in January. Chris has a history lesson and Rosie takes part in a new ga...
Ep 146. Liquid Gold
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie have forgone the beefs for just some old school bickering! Rosie has been to a Panto and Chris has some tour ...
Ep 145. Sorry Dad
03 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Chris and Rosie discuss NFTS (!?), smart ovens and Storm Arwen. PLUS Rosie reveals a new listener! There’s some meaty beefs and the QFTPs ...
Ep 144. Licence to snooze
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie chat about sharing the sofa with Will Smith and Chris’ train ride after. There’s a surprise visit from Beli...
Ep 143. How’s Christine?
19 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie get nostalgic over renting movies and discuss parenting in the 21st Century… are they bringing up posh kids...
Ep 142. Classic Borisina
12 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week the pair chat about Rosie’s trip to London, mistaken identity at Chris’ gig and the couple have some pretty exciting news...
Ep 141. That’s a crow
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s podcast things get personal! Chris and Rosie discuss sofas, sex, infidelity, and an inappropriate toenail arrangement. All of this pl...
Ep 140. NOT a Halloween special
29 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's almost Halloween but Chris has got no time for ghosts or people that have seen them. Rosie's on the fence. There's bladder (and bum) based beef a...
Ep 139. Baby name betrayal
22 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie had a date night and they're very hungover. Rosie's got some parenting dilemmas. There's door bell beef and some baby name betrayal. ...
Ep 138. Party at the drive thru
15 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss Rosie’s shortened swimming career, Chris’s forgetfulness and what may or may not have happened in...
Ep 137. Oh Crumbs
08 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rosie & Chris are back in your ears! The pair have a spanking new episode including a Celebrity Question, there’s a Rosie’s Mystery, some wonderfu...
Ep 136. Elephant Dolphin
01 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chris & Rosie go way back in to the archives and share some more QFTP’s that never made the cut and they do not disappoint! There’s some classic n...
Ep 135. Turbo time
24 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie dig out some old questions that never made the podcast. There's a 12 inch garlic bread, turbo wees and some u...
Ep 134. Bon bons in the knicker drawer
17 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie share a new record that they have broken and why it’s one of their proudest moments! There’s the weekly b...
Ep 133. The Iron Curtain
10 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a tricky few days thanks to a temperamental curtain but the Ramsey’s are here to discuss their week, their beefs and your dirty laundry!...
Ep 132. Fish Guy
03 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There is something fishy about this week’s episode and it’s not just the pets. The beefs involve siphoning and strictly and the QFTP’s cover emb...
Ep 131. A thumbnail of wine
27 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rosie and Chris return and it’s STILL the summer holidays! When will they end?? The pair share their beefs over a little more than a thumbnail of wi...
Ep 130. To whom it may concern
20 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Chris and Rosie record while the kids are in bed and it's a plonk cast. They chat Yorkshire puddings, analogies and there's a live show warm...
Ep 129. Rosie Harissa
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Rosie are in the studio and there's been technical problems, again. They chat pets, suspicious texting and there's a new 'our house' featur...
Ep 128. Draw the minion!
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s podcast the Ramsey’s have some holiday kids club flash backs! Robin corrects Rosie’s spelling and Chris has some residual beef fr...
Ep 127. Not a holiday
30 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Ramsey's have been on holiday and Chris and Rosie are even more exhausted now. There's sunstroke beef and Chris wants a swimwear poll. Learn m...
Ep. 126 Good Grief
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rosie's been to the dentist and Chris can finally breathe a sigh of relief. There's laundry and chewing gum based beef and trips down holiday memory l...
Ep 125. Return of the toenails
16 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is in the dog house after some technical problems but that doesn't stop the pair delivering another cracking episode for all the smas and das! ...
Ep 124. The Midwife Always Knocks Twice
09 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie are getting in to Euro 2020 and Wimbledon – Chris knows the off side rule and attempts to explain the rules o...
Ep 123. Case closed
02 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast this week the pair get topical, they return to the toothbrush saga and get opinionated over star signs. There is a stinky beef and some...
Ep 122. Hack Guy
25 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s podcast Robin has a new name for Chris which isn’t going down well and Rosie is feeling on the tired side. The pair discuss Love Is...
Ep 121. One ring to rule them all
18 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast Rosie has had some bad news and is improvising with a new instrument, Chris helped push a car up a hill and they both bring s...
Ep 120. Low hanging fruit
11 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The time has come for Rosie to take the Crisp quiz! SMA’s can play along to… Chris has had a comment on his breath from Robin, Rosie gets annoyed ...
Ep 119. Like father, like son
04 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rosie's got a new job, and Chris has got a new haircut. They talk unsuspecting occurrences, specialist subjects and there's going out beef. Learn mo...