Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Ep 202. Ding dong the crust is gone

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The podcast starts this week with some self tan beef or is Rosie just melting? The pair catch up and discuss yet another hobby that Chris has taken up...

Ep 201. Don’t tug at your girdle

20 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss the highs and (big) lows of fancy dress. There’s an update on what Sandra Christmas gifts and Chris r...

Extra! Extra!

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hello Smas and Das, We hope you enjoy this bonus episode! Extra Extra is our fortnightly bonus episode that our SMA+ subscribers receive! For January ...

Ep 200. AD/BC

13 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Ramsey's are back and it's the 200th episode! There's a quiz, there's beefs, a Rosie's Mysteries and even a Strictly debrief! Enjoy Smas and Das a...

Ep 199. Christmas Special: What would Jackie do?

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last podcast of the year from Chris and Rosie and it's a Christmas bumper edition *sleigh bells included*. The couple discuss recycling, fest...

Sh**ged Married Annoyed at Footprints Community Café

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What a lovely festive morning the Ramsey’s had thanks to the staff at The National Lottery supported Footprints Community Café. Chris and Rosie c...

Ep 198. Strip Search

16 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Ramey's are getting festive and in particular Chris shares the joys of Christmas Markets. Rosie enjoys part two of the Countries quiz and she also...

Ep 197. Magnum XL

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss billionaires, the etiquette of buying teacher's presents and why taking a toddler to a Christmas shop...

Ep 196. Centrifugal Force

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss centrifugal force and what life would be like as a worm... all the big topics! They also catch up on Ro...

Ep 195. Glib, Glab, Glob

25 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss sleeping arrangements, phone updates and the down side to bubble gum ice cream. Rosie gets annoyed abou...

Ep 194. Preekend

18 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie wish Kate a Happy Birthday and they discuss preekends and the protocol when taking a sick day. The beefs have...

Ep 193. BeanFest

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Rosie tells all about her trip to London to see The Backstreet Boys. Chris has been busy at home, or has he? The beefs include ...

Ep 192. Dirty knit witted yellow livered

04 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Chris ad Rosie get nostalgic for their younger days. Robin has his own beef with Chris and Halloween costumes take quite the ba...

Ep 191. Gilet Incorporated

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris names himself head of gilets and Rosie isn’t happy about it! There’s some bowl licking, a car related ick, and some...

Ep 190. Just be chill

21 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Ramey's are back and Rosie wants to know why Chris 'can't be more chill?'... There's vasectomy chat, a safe lucrative sponsor and some hypothetica...

Ep 189. House Shoes

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss ways to clean a radiator (that's covered in sick), Chris' choice of shoe and Rosie's response to a te...

Ep 188. Mars Cha Cha

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss frubes, strictly, facial recognition and loads more... plus they are joined by a film crew, can you tel...

Ep 187. Born to Fight

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast there's some singing, misplaced chewing gum, stripper stories and a new (and improved?) name for a glove compartment. All of th...

Ep 186. Kegs full of Kaka

23 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie chat bingo, holidays and what happens if you have a bathroom accident in ASDA. There's a quiz devised especia...

Ep 185. Anchor Pants

16 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a 'Questions from the Public' Special! Chris and Rosie catch up on some of your questions! There are icks, a revengeful DJ, a sad story about a g...

Ep 184. Beat the Letter

09 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The school holidays are finally over and Chris and Rosie are enjoying some normality. This week on the podcast they get nostalgic over calculators and...

Ep 183. Water is blue

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Ramsey's are back with beefs, icks and QFTP's but this week there is a little something extra, Rosie's jotters! Chris gets to the bottom of some o...

Ep 182. A little bit sexy

26 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Ramsey's return and yes it's still the summer holidays! Chris and Rosie talk funfairs and the law according to American movies. Rosie almost bring...

Ep 181. The glove

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week it's roasting hot and Rosie's loving it. Chris took Robin on a mini break, and the Ramsey's went to the beach. There's garlic bread beef and...

Ep 180. Sommelier summer camp

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's still the summer holidays and Chris and Rosie have taken time off to spend it with the boys. Big mistake. Chris is into a new sport. Rosie's had...

Ep 179. Pokethon

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week the Ramsey's manage to record a podcast, despite the summer holiday madness! Chris has been getting competitive with a 6 year old, Rosie has...

Ep 178. Oh wow

29 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Ramsey’s have had a busy week (separately!). Chris has been at the UFC and Rosie has been singing at Ladies Day. It’s a plonkcast so the beefs...

Ep 177. Summer holiday special

22 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Ramsey's are back from holiday and they're more knackered than when they left. Chris has been reading tips on how to stay cool this summer and Ros...

Ep 176. Out of Office

15 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie share some unused QFTP’s and they do not disappoint! There's a slightly disturbing holiday story, a bouji hai...

Ep 175. Double Muggins

08 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Rosie reveals a new musical talent in the family and Chris becomes a Golf Guy. There's a truth bomb from Sandra and beefs tha...

Ep 174. Co-ords

01 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss co-ords, free gifts, farting in Asda and whether it's okay to attend a date topless. All of this plus s...

Ep 173. Hot Potato

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast the couple discuss urban myths, street names and Kids TV. As well as serving up some beef Chris is also busy eating some carb...

Ep 172. But what about the pool table?

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie talk hair treatments, massages and builders mugs. The beefs take an interesting turn and the QFTP's cover care ...

Ep 171. Meet you in my dreams

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

As well as serving up some brilliant beefs and icks there is also dream analysis and a surprise gift from Sandra. QTFP's involve social etiquette, a n...

Ep 170. The 80’s door handle

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast the Ramsey's try and wrap their heads around the Jubilee! Rosie get's nostalgic for 80's door handles and Chris gets accused of...

Ep 169. Dacious

27 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast the Ramey's discuss their new TV show, a kids party that Rosie attended and how Chris' lack of socks seems to have caused a rea...

Ep 168. The Worst Smell in The World

20 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

As well as discussing their new TV show Chris and Rosie share their weekly beefs and their new official ‘ick’ section. They chat passive aggressiv...

Ep 167. Killer extensions

13 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week (and much to Chris’ dismay) the couple discuss Rosie’s hair extensions and why she used to call psychic hotlines. There’...

Ep 166. Hip hip...

06 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Rosie delivers some more observations and even has some audio evidence to prove it! Chris has been feeling ill after catching t...

Ep 165. Rude Awakening

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie share their traumatic few days after both Rafe and Robin came down with a stomach bug. There are towel forts,...

Ep 164. The Best Walker

22 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Easter Eggs, VPL, hand towels and some more ick! There’s an awkward zoom funeral moment and an elab...

Ep 163. Good Friday plonkcast

15 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Good Friday! It's a plonkcast, Rosie's got pre-beef, Chris remembers a story that's been on his mind, Barry has a word and one listener wants re...

Ep 162. Three words

08 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the podcast that loves dogs! (Well Chris does anyway). Chris and Rosie play a word game, Sandra's treated herself to a new robe and watch out for...

Ep 161. How long you staying?

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have some serious Cocomelon beef and land line issues. They discuss Team leaders, keyholders and why people s...

Ep 160. Round Robin

25 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week the podcast was recorded in London and Chris & Rosie got a taste of office life! The pair discuss a recent photo shoot, an incident on a tra...

Ep 159. Free Roam

18 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss family traits, fart shaming, free roam pets and they play an alternative to 'would you rather'. There's...

Ep 158. These boots aren’t made for walking

11 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Chris and Rosie return with their (National Comedy Award Winning) podcast and share their mishaps from the night. They answer all the big questions su...

Ep 157. Purple reigns

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The podcast is swing heavy this week, or is it swung? The pair come together over their garden plans as well as sharing their weekly beefs. QFTP's inv...

Ep 156. Bathroom Teaspoon

25 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rosie and Chris have been nominated for the national comedy awards...and there might just be an apple sour in it if you vote. They remember what they ...

Ep 155. The Pitt's

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss Brad Pitt's relationship status, past lives and storm facts. The beefs involve a real time print count ...

Ep 154. Stain of regret

11 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There's a fair few food based topics up for discussion this week - from Hot Dogs to burnt Jacket Potatoes. Robin has suggested a new career for Chris ...

Ep 153. Record Breakers

04 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast his week Chris and Rosie discuss Record Breakers, birdwatching and bad breath. The beefs get personal and the QFTP's involve swinging, ...

Ep 152. Do Buy

28 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There is a sleep war brewing in the Ramsey household! The pair discuss tupperware, sneezing and baby bathwater. Belinda is back and the beefs get sho...

Ep 151. Timber

21 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Rosie has some Rafe beef, Chris has some wood problems and the pair share the weekly grievances with each other. There's some...

Ep 150. Tony doesn't live here

14 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie record a podcast and keep it extra real with some live interruptions. If anyone sees Tony, tell him they have h...

Ep 149. Dipped in fat

07 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's 2022 and Rosie and Chris are celebrating with fireworks, sort of. Sandra's Christmas presents get a shout out and Rosie has beef with Chris's col...

Ep 148. Christmas Special

24 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last SMA of the year and the Ramsey's are feeling festive! There's singing, festive beef and some christmassy QFTP's. All of this plus we her...

Ep 147. Find a happy place

17 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Ramsay's are buzzing from their tour but they're not talking to each other in January. Chris has a history lesson and Rosie takes part in a new ga...

Ep 146. Liquid Gold

10 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie have forgone the beefs for just some old school bickering! Rosie has been to a Panto and Chris has some tour ...

Ep 145. Sorry Dad

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Chris and Rosie discuss NFTS (!?), smart ovens and Storm Arwen. PLUS Rosie reveals a new listener! There’s some meaty beefs and the QFTPs ...

Ep 144. Licence to snooze

26 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie chat about sharing the sofa with Will Smith and Chris’ train ride after. There’s a surprise visit from Beli...

Ep 143. How’s Christine?

19 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie get nostalgic over renting movies and discuss parenting in the 21st Century… are they bringing up posh kids...

Ep 142. Classic Borisina

12 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week the pair chat about Rosie’s trip to London, mistaken identity at Chris’ gig and the couple have some pretty exciting news...

Ep 141. That’s a crow

05 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s podcast things get personal! Chris and Rosie discuss sofas, sex, infidelity, and an inappropriate toenail arrangement. All of this pl...

Ep 140. NOT a Halloween special

29 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's almost Halloween but Chris has got no time for ghosts or people that have seen them. Rosie's on the fence. There's bladder (and bum) based beef a...

Ep 139. Baby name betrayal

22 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chris and Rosie had a date night and they're very hungover. Rosie's got some parenting dilemmas. There's door bell beef and some baby name betrayal. ...

Ep 138. Party at the drive thru

15 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss Rosie’s shortened swimming career, Chris’s forgetfulness and what may or may not have happened in...

Ep 137. Oh Crumbs

08 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Rosie & Chris are back in your ears! The pair have a spanking new episode including a Celebrity Question, there’s a Rosie’s Mystery, some wonderfu...

Ep 136. Elephant Dolphin

01 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chris & Rosie go way back in to the archives and share some more QFTP’s that never made the cut and they do not disappoint! There’s some classic n...

Ep 135. Turbo time

24 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie dig out some old questions that never made the podcast. There's a 12 inch garlic bread, turbo wees and some u...

Ep 134. Bon bons in the knicker drawer

17 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie share a new record that they have broken and why it’s one of their proudest moments! There’s the weekly b...

Ep 133. The Iron Curtain

10 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been a tricky few days thanks to a temperamental curtain but the Ramsey’s are here to discuss their week, their beefs and your dirty laundry!...

Ep 132. Fish Guy

03 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There is something fishy about this week’s episode and it’s not just the pets. The beefs involve siphoning and strictly and the QFTP’s cover emb...

Ep 131. A thumbnail of wine

27 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Rosie and Chris return and it’s STILL the summer holidays! When will they end?? The pair share their beefs over a little more than a thumbnail of wi...

Ep 130. To whom it may concern

20 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Chris and Rosie record while the kids are in bed and it's a plonk cast. They chat Yorkshire puddings, analogies and there's a live show warm...

Ep 129. Rosie Harissa

13 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chris and Rosie are in the studio and there's been technical problems, again. They chat pets, suspicious texting and there's a new 'our house' featur...

Ep 128. Draw the minion!

06 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s podcast the Ramsey’s have some holiday kids club flash backs! Robin corrects Rosie’s spelling and Chris has some residual beef fr...

Ep 127. Not a holiday

30 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Ramsey's have been on holiday and Chris and Rosie are even more exhausted now. There's sunstroke beef and Chris wants a swimwear poll.   Learn m...

Ep. 126 Good Grief

23 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Rosie's been to the dentist and Chris can finally breathe a sigh of relief. There's laundry and chewing gum based beef and trips down holiday memory l...

Ep 125. Return of the toenails

16 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chris is in the dog house after some technical problems but that doesn't stop the pair delivering another cracking episode for all the smas and das! ...

Ep 124. The Midwife Always Knocks Twice

09 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie are getting in to Euro 2020 and Wimbledon – Chris knows the off side rule and attempts to explain the rules o...

Ep 123. Case closed

02 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week the pair get topical, they return to the toothbrush saga and get opinionated over star signs. There is a stinky beef and some...

Ep 122. Hack Guy

25 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s podcast Robin has a new name for Chris which isn’t going down well and Rosie is feeling on the tired side. The pair discuss Love Is...

Ep 121. One ring to rule them all

18 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast Rosie has had some bad news and is improvising with a new instrument, Chris helped push a car up a hill and they both bring s...

Ep 120. Low hanging fruit

11 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The time has come for Rosie to take the Crisp quiz! SMA’s can play along to… Chris has had a comment on his breath from Robin, Rosie gets annoyed ...

Ep 119. Like father, like son

04 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Rosie's got a new job, and Chris has got a new haircut. They talk unsuspecting occurrences, specialist subjects and there's going out beef.  Learn mo...

Ep 118. What a man wants

28 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Rosie's in a good mood and it's getting on Chris's nerves. They talk coffee in bed, back scratching and it seems like Instagram is taking a side, Chri...

Ep 117. Festering Bowl of Bolognese

21 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chris and Rosie are arguing and they're sorry. They talk syncing, catching lambs and queuing at Pizza Hut. Plus there's chicken tikka masala flavou...

Ep 116. Instructed by tumblers

14 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week there is an update on Sandra’s stash and Rosie’s lamp problem continues. The pair discuss some novelty glasses and the pr...

Ep 115. Sidebored

07 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week both Chris and Rosie come with some new features for the show. Expect unusual wishes and animal facts! Rosie has a parenting ...

Ep 114. A lady from the 90's

30 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie have some exciting SMA news! They discuss that thing called fashion, second hand clothing and Robin’s trampol...

Ep 113. How deep do you sleep?

23 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries and it does not disappoint. The pair discuss their schedules which includes waiting in for a ...

Ep. 112 Coal-Slaw

16 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's probably the best day of Chris's life, things are open! Meanwhile Rosie clears up coleslaw and recalls a cooking nightmare. They chat talents a...

Ep 111. Total (lack of) Recall

09 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's ba*tard cold so Rosie's recording in her dressing gown. Belinda Beef is back with her best greeting yet and Rosie inadvertently makes a mystery o...

Ep 110. 110 take 2

02 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's not been an easy week of podcasting for Chris & Rosie... somewhere in the universe there are deleted audio files never to be found! Not to worry ...

Ep 109. Flannel Heavy

26 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chris and Rosie bring you the first podcast from their new home! The pair share removal men stories, some beef that gets Chris in to trouble and an un...

EP 108. Carpet Squares

19 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss bad haircuts, Mothering Sunday and Valentines. They are joined by Barry Beef and they share the grievan...

Ep 107. Bucking Mad

12 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss grey hairs, lockdown babies and the SMA tour. There is a Rosie's mystery that involves some swollen g...

Ep 106. Pay as you go go go go go

05 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's not long until the kids are back at school and Chris and Rosie's are in high spirits. They discuss the SMA tour, the return of Bike Guy and how t...

Ep 105. Coffin Confessors

26 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries with a special canine edition! Chris has been walking much to Rosie's despair and the beefs g...