Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Ikea Role Play , Mouth Breathers and Chris Gets Owned by a Bouncy Castle

22 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss flat pack furniture (which involves some customer service roleplay), a difficult ...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg James and Alice Levine

20 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by hosts of the new podcast Bad Chat and the team behind the Crossed Wires podcast festival...

New Bras, Wheelie Bins and Rosie Tries to Kill Comedy

15 May 2026

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On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss new bras, Botox, smart phones and the joy of the first wheelie bins! *Trigger w...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Laura Smyth

13 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey sit down and have a good chat with comedian Laura Smyth . As well as reading one of y...

Chore Play, Fly Tipping on the Moon and News From The Death Clock

08 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss home schooling, a Taskmaster reunion and some questionable safety advice. Ch...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Babatunde Aléshé

06 May 2026

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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster, Dad and Taskmaster alumni, Babatunde Aléshé! As well as discussing the h...

BFT's, Bum Washing Toilets and is Rosie Launching her Country Music Career?

01 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss remembering things the old school way, their musical tastes in the early noughti...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Daniel Sloss

29 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On Shagged Married Annoyed this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the fantastic comedian Daniel Sloss! They discuss what being ‘hard’ me...

Buzz Ballz, Pasta Puns and Safe Sex Tips from Chris!

24 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie get nostalgic for old school alcohol and they figure out what a Buzz Ball is! Chris provides som...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Rosenthal

22 Apr 2026

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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by actor and comedian, Tom Rosenthal! As well as bonding over Golf, Chris and Tom discuss t...

Grown Up Tears in Build-A-Bear, A Knicker Drawer Clear Out and Chris Joins The Litter Police

17 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss easter money, the reverse of toxic masculinity and why Chris is retiring from c...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Suzi Ruffell

15 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant comedian and podcaster Suzi Ruffell! As well as talking about her current tour, The...

A New Alliance, Real Life Dominatrix and the Last Bus Home

10 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss the long weekend, including pints at the soft play! There's a non-family friend...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanna Page

08 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed is the brilliant Actor, Podcaster, Taskmaster Contestant and star of Gavin and S...

April Fool's, School Trauma and Chris's Unfortunate Lookalike

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey deal with April Fool's Day, they discuss a recent trip to London, smelly cabs and of co...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Emma Doran

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliant comedian, Emma Doran! The trio cover a whole host of topi...

The Oscars, the Return of the Motorhome and an Incident in the Shower

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss The Oscars, Rosie's ongoing want of a Motorhome, Cuppa Soups and the correct am...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mollie King and Matt Edmondson

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Please Keep me Anonymous Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by Radio Royalty, the brilliant Mollie King and Matt Edmondson. Matt and ...

Heated Rivalry, a Balloon Fetish and a Self Inflicted Injury

20 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss light mornings, delivery etiquette, sugar daddies and a self inflicted injury! ...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Seann Walsh

18 Mar 2026

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On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined comedian, podcaster and I'm a Celebrity Get me Out Of Here alumni, Seann W...

Liberating hand towels on tour, Talk Radio and The Rosie Ramsey Guide to Sex

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss videos of pimple popping, a new game called 'Jeremy', friend of the podcast Carl...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Maisie Adam

11 Mar 2026

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Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey this week is comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster Series 20 winner, Maisie Adam! They discuss KPop Demon Hunters, teen ...

A bribe, a Tom Jones obsession and some hidden Easter Eggs!

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's SMA Chris and Rosie discuss their very different parenting styles, hidden easter eggs, late check outs and whether it's okay to bribe a...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Stevie Martin

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week is actor, comedian, podcaster and Rosie's Taskmaster buddy, Stevie Martin! Chris, Rosie and Stevie cover all sorts of topi...

A new crush, a tour update and the return of Barry Beef!

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Chris has a tour update which of course involves friend of the pod Carl Hutchinson! Rosie has some dishwashe...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sara Pascoe

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The brilliant comedian, podcaster and writer Sara Pascoe joins Chris and Rosie on today's Please Keep Me Anonymous. They discuss Book-Tok, coming to...

Emotions run high watching Lewis Capaldi and Chris has an awkward encounter with a Taxi driver

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie share all the BTS from a charity event, including Chris feeling all the feels whilst watching Lewis Capaldi! ...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chris McCausland

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Please Keep My Anonymous Chris and Rosie are joined by comedy giant and Strictly star, Chris McCausland! The trio discuss Chris's tour...

The reverse ick, a lost moon cup and why Rosie's alright for a safari

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week the Ramsey's discuss reverse icks, safaris, adult panto why, in a social media age, we should be looking out for the boomers!...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Fatiha El-Ghorri

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joining Chris and Rosie this week is comedian, writer and Rosie's Taskmaster pal, Fatiha El-Ghorri! As well as reading a brilliant (but gross) story...

Vampires, slop duty and some misleading alarms

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Were vampires ever real... and other thoughts from todays podcast! Guess who's back? That's right, Chris and Rosie return to discuss school dinners,...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mo Gilligan

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, presenter, and cultural icon, Mo Gilligan! From viral sketches to sold-out tours Mo jo...

Rosie's bad week, safety gadgets and the IMDB of Porn

30 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Rosie is on a 'bad week' but that doesn't stop the pair from having a good laugh! They discuss Rosie's dreams, safety gadgets, ...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Davis

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's PKMA Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, actor and podcaster Tom Davis! As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories,...

Soft play beef, a public apology and some sibling trolling

23 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week SMA, Chris has some Soft Play beef, he makes a public apology to friend of the pod, Carl Hutchinson and he reveals why he begrudges Nana ...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joel Dommett

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joining Chris and Rosie this week is the brilliant Joel Dommett! The trio bond over Traitors (spoiler alert if you haven't watched the Celeb version!)...

Medium to low level shaggers

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss the highs and lows of silly string, Rosie's fake tan and the politics of Christmas money! For the fir...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan North and William Hanson

14 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's the podcast crossover of DREAMS! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss lads, Jordan North and William Han...

A dance injury, the pig box of shame and the official SMA WhatsApp number

09 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year Smas & Das! Chris and Rosie are back and they discuss the right time to take down Christmas decorations, unacceptable amounts of take...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Bridget Christie

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliantly funny comedian, actor and writer Bridget Christie. This episo...

Bumper Christmas Best Off

02 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week we have a little festive treat until some normality resumes! We've gone back to Christmas' past and we have some highlights from the last ...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with John Robins

31 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and writer John Robins! As well as reading one of your gross stories John bring his own t...

A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Carl Hutchinson

26 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s friend of the podcast (and best friend of Chris Ramey) Carl Hutchinson! Carl joins Chris and Rosie in their studio for a good natter and some r...

A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sandra and Kate

24 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The SMAs asked and we delivered! On this special episode, Chris and Rosie sit down with Sandra and Kate (separately) and get their thoughts on the fes...

It always comes down to baths or crisps

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last Shagged Married Annoyed of 2025 BUT keep your eyes peeled because we have some lovely festive treats to fulfil all your Christmas Podcas...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Vogue Williams

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie are joined by the unstoppable Vogue Williams! Fresh out the Jungle, Vogue spills the tea on what...

Judge us separately

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie chat about their trip to London and we get some Sunday Brunch BTS! There are some hoover beefs. Learn more ab...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ania Magliano

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster start, Ania Magliano! Ania does some couple's counselling wi...

Hot and Heavy

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's the first SMA of December which means it's decoration time! Rosie and Chris discuss Christmas trees, Chris' weekend away, a present from last y...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Howard

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Please Keep Me Anonymous this week Chris and Rosie are joined by super star comedian Russell Howard! As well as reading one of your weird and won...

Chris is flammable and Rosie starts writing Geordie Porn

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There is tons discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Scented candles, boiled eggs, laundry, creatine and so much more! Chris has had th...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanne McNally

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Guess who’s popping in for a natter? None other than Joanne McNally! Chris and Rosie get together with Ireland’s comedy queen for a riot of an epi...

WhatsApp groups revealed and Rosie goes to see Five!

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There is lots to be discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed! Chris has been impressing Rosie's family with some basic DIY (and a trip to th...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Olly Murs

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by the one and only Olly Murs who brings his trademark energy and cheekiness! Expect a deep dive into everything...

A hangover breakdown

14 Nov 2025

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Chris and Rosie are feeling very delicate, but they soldier on and bring you a hungover edition of SMA! There are itchy palms, a post curry update and...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Harriet Kemsley

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliantly funny Harriet Kemsley — comedian, podcaster, Mum and general delight! Harriet talks ...

This is why I'll leave you

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast there is a lot discussed! Rosie shares that she finally loves Chris back (as much as he loves her). There is a call to Kevin an...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Aston and Sarah Merrygold

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the Ramseys are joined by pop royalty and parenting pros, Aston & Sarah Merrygold. The couple discuss the highs and lows of soft play, the ...

A Halloween Special and Chris is NOT on board

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for a spooky episode of Shagged Married Annoyed and Chris is not in the mood! Rosie has come in fancy dress but Chris is very much against a...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Phil Ellis

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by comedian and Taskmaster troublemaker Phil Ellis! They chat all things Taskmaster as well as reminiscing ab...

Airport Pints and Naked Parties

24 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today Rosie is joined by Chris, or is she?? This week's podcast includes a celebrity pseudonym , passport dramas, phone scammers, airport pints and ...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Leigh-Anne Pinnock

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Things just got spicy on this week’s Please Keep Me Anonymous! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by none other than Leigh-Anne Pinnock — global...

AI Porn and Jacket Potatoes

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie have the heating on! They discuss Jacket Potatoes, AI Porn and why Rosie isn't allowed to enter...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Al Murray

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and WWII buff Al Murray! Al and Chris reminisce about touring together and discuss an ev...

Weaponized Incompetence

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chris and Rosie are back from a trip to London, and they have their beefs at the ready! But first there is a Geography quiz, some passive aggressive b...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg Davies

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, Taskmaster, Never Mind The Buzzcocks host and all round legend, Greg ...

Toenail Barbie

03 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Chris reveals his new Super Power and Rosie considers what intimate objects could make money online. There is some bad dream ch...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sam Ryder

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for some seriously good vibes from national treasure and Eurovision superstar, Sam Ryder! We all know Sam as the pop powerhouse who went f...

Hey Siri, how easy is it to get a divorce?

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for some high stakes beef, a intense holiday breakdown and some triggered behaviour off the back of Taco day. The couple discuss fancy dress...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan Stephens

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's the first episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous and this week Chris and Rosie are joined by musician, writer, and actor Jordan Stephens! Chris an...

Ruthless Zodiac Signs

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Zodiac signs (who IS the most ruthless?), gilets, and the stone skimming scandal! Rosie reveals what sh...

The Great North Run and a Prawn Cocktail eye bath

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Great North Run, why Rosie thought Chris was cheating and how she got a crisp based injury! Chris...

Can we get a dog?

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie’s had the worst morning of her life and Chris is sporting a VERY obvious BJJ injury…  and as always we...

Je Suis Belligerent

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re in the final week of the summer holidays - and the Ramseys have been to Disneyland! Listen to find out if it is really the happiest place on e...

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Seven

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last Bumper Summer Best of 2025 an we have saved some of the most weird and wonderful QFTP's for all you Smas and Das! Throwback to The Twi...

Ep 333. Shepherd's Pie for breakfast and disappointing den making

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie are still in the thick of the summer holidays (den making anyone?) however they are getting ready for a surpr...

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Six

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s early 2020… The SMA tour has been announced, and the Ramsey’s are also writing the Shagged Married Annoyed Book! This Best of includes Bec...

Ep 332. A flat pack nightmare and synchronised sisters

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s Shagged Married Annoyed the couple discuss Chris’s birthday, a flat pack furniture debacle and the hangover from hell. Sister Kate ...

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Five

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Bumper Summer Best Of we re-visit one of the most iconic stories from a listener! It involves a groom and his mum... smas and das, if y...

Ep 331. Send this to 10 people or you will die

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re officially half way through the summer holidays! This week, The Ramseys have been hacked by their nine year old, Chris has been randomly appea...

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Four

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's the Summer of 2019 and Chris has been announced for strictly! Rosie get's in to the spirit with Alexa and Chris enjoys the press getting his age ...

Ep 330. Wet Mammals

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Chris and Rosie run down the fifteen (apparently!) most unattractive ‘hobbies’ . Stay tuned to find out h...

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Three

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In part three of the Bumper Summer Best Of Chris and Rosie have holiday beefs which led to the infamous Secret Scoffing Club! Question's from the Publ...

Ep 329. Giant Inflatable Doughnut

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Olá! The Ramseys are back from their summer holiday and we have a lot to catch up on. There's inflatable drama, Dobble crimes, fake Americans and bo...

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Two

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the second instalment of the SMA Bumper Summer Best Of! This week Chris and Rosie discuss the Costco care package and the do's and don...

Ep 328. Crying in the shower, flight etiquette and the worst lie-in ever

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss crying in the shower, passing out, and why Chris had the worst lie-in EVER! The pair share their thou...

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part One

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We are rewinding to 2019 and listening to some of the best bits of early Shagged Married Annoyed! Robin is 3, Chris is yet to find his love of cycling...

Ep 327. Too rude for YouTube?!

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shagged Married Annoyed Rosie returns from her holiday and practices her Greek out on Chris. Robin has come up with a new Twin Theory and...

Ep 326. Weddings, Proms and Trouser Skirts

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shagged. Married. Annoyed Chris and Rosie get to grips with their new studio which involves Rosie figuring out a less obvious way of havi...

Ep 325. Ten percent more love

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss back scratching, cheese in eggs, bags for life, something strange Chris witnessed in a toilet and a man...

Ep 324. Barbecue of Lies

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have a real time domestic and that's before the beefs! They discuss Chris' injury, iced buns, and Chris revea...

Ep 323. In a Villa!

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What happens on a hen do... That's right, Rosie is back from the hen do and ready to spill the tea while Chris prepares for the stag! The couple disc...

Ep 322. Shandy Alarm

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Rosie is multi-tasking as she gets ready for a hen do whilst sharing beefs and reading some brilliant QFTP's! Chris shares a ...

Ep 321. Pick Up Four

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

3…2…1…. it’s lift off on this week’s episode of Shagged, Married, Annoyed! It’s the school holidays and the weather has decided that sum...

Ep 320. Welephant and the traumatic Chip Pan

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s podcast Chris is feeling under the weather but still manages a new quiz format for Rosie to take part in. Beefs include farts and a n...

Ep 319. Book Awards, Taskmaster and Kids in the Pub

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss favourite sandwiches, kids in the pub and their night at The Book Awards! They also have a Taskmaster r...

Ep 318. Live Forever

09 May 2025

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On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss AI and the prospect of living forever. Chris has been talking to Chat GPT whilst Rosie remains sceptical. ...

Ep 317. Beer Pump Guy

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's episode Chris and Rosie are enjoying the heat but come to blows over Quiche. Barry Beef makes an appearance and there's discussions abo...

Ep 316. Hide and Seek

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast this week Chris makes an executive decision about glasses and reveals his cure for hiccups. Rosie shares her love for The Traitors and ...

Ep 315. Stop! Pollen Time

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie has been antagonising the pollen gods and Chris is being a brave little boy even though he has a cold. ...