Rosie Ramsey

Didn't have a lovely time.

One of my favourite holidays and I think it's just because like you're not worrying if your kids are going to die all the time.

Just that little bit older and just like I remember when they were little and you can't

you can't sit down because they get up and then they just run around and you're by the pool and it's wet and it's like, they're gonna crack their head open, they're gonna smash their teeth in, they're gonna drown.

Like, you know, it was just great.

Oh my God, we haven't had a debrief about the little girl who nearly drowned because her mom was a useless bitch.

Go into it.

on me fucking holiday of all things no but she kept asking I'm like honestly and I know she's only three and god love her she was cute as a button and she's a three year old so it's not her fault but she had daddy issues she had pure daddy issues all she wanted to do was play with the dads she just kept like latching herself onto her dad and I was like and I couldn't I couldn't keep my eyes off her because she was just walking around without armbands on clearly couldn't fucking swim anyway so we ended up

She had many friends on the plane.

So she was playing with Rafe and Rafe was a bit sick of her shit because Rafe was like, stop asking me, dad, to get that thing from the bottom of the pool.

And then I kept going, where's your mom?

And I knew where her mom was because I could see her over the other side of the pool on her fucking phone.

Well, then it's turned into everybody around the pool was very much like, because this kid had like latched herself on to every single person around the pool.

So everyone was like, our mom's just not even watching anyway.

So then what happened was I kept in, we ended up having lunch.

And so I was like,

Fuck off, go and find your mom.

I'm not giving you any lunch, like, you know, anyway.

And so I was keeping an eye on her because she didn't have any armbands on.

And then all of a sudden she jumped in the pool.