Roy Bellamy

You must be high.

You know, this isn't the NCAA where, you know, Miami's favorite over Bethune-Cookman by 115 points.

This is King Sport.

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That's the rule.

Everything else is merely a suggestion.

Everything else?

Everything else.

Wearing clean underwear every day?

Well, that's just a personal decision.

Brushing your teeth?

Obviously smart, but not a rule.

Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold.

Or don't drink it at all.