Chapter 1: What are the origins of the Aspiration-Kawhi Leonard report?
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Chapter 2: How does the voice modulation machine reveal the truth about Pablo?
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Chapter 3: What are the highlights of Billy Gil's best moments this year?
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Chapter 4: How did the team celebrate Thanksgiving this year?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold.
That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Chapter 5: What are the implications of the Pablo Torre story on sports journalism?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
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Hello, everyone. Happy Thanksgiving. That's what we're doing this year. Thanksgiving? Why is that? Not Thanksgiving, Billy. Let's restart. I'm going to keep all of it.
Chapter 6: What does the discussion reveal about the Dolphins' must-win game?
No. Oh, it's not Christmas. That's true. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Thanksgiving. This is very exciting, guys. Normally on Thanksgiving, we have a few best of episodes where we just celebrate the year that was. And this year, Jeremy, somebody left us. Who's that? Billy Gill. R.I.P. We love Billy and we miss him. He's still here.
So we want to celebrate Billy this year by having some of his best moments of his last year with us. I f***ed this one up.
Chapter 7: How does the panel react to the new revelations about Kawhi Leonard's contract?
Let's do it one more time. I didn't like my RIP. We're going to do it one last time. Ho, ho, ho! Merry Thanksgiving! No, it's not Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving. Like Billy Gill? This year we are celebrating our year over the Thanksgiving. This is terrible. We need to lock in. Oh, Merry Thanksgiving? Yeah, that's right, Jeremy. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
We want to do things a little bit differently this year.
Chapter 8: What are the potential repercussions for the Clippers regarding their salary cap violations?
We have best ofs coming this Thursday, right now. That's today.
Today's Thursday.
We have one today. We have one tomorrow. And they're fun. We're celebrating our friend, Billy Gill. We're calling it Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. We're going to highlight some of Billy's best moments of his final year with us. We're going to do his last show. We're going to do another great show that we found. Yeah, that's what we're going to get today.
Today what you're gonna get is the day where we were talking about aspiration and aspirationally, you like what I did there? We decided to modulate some voices because of our favorite voice modulated sound and Billy really brought it that day and we figured why not highlight That incredible day, which was also a really good day for our comedy. Pablo putting out all that stuff about Aspiration.
Pretty cool one. One of the best shows of the year. Billy was highlighted in it. And then tomorrow, you're going to get Billy's last day.
That's right.
He brought all the stops. He almost epic sound of the day. He brought people back. So you want to check out tomorrow's show. It's something we're thankful for. We're very thankful for Billy, our time with Billy. We're thankful for you guys, the listeners, all year. Thank you. It's been a great... I know it's been some changes to the show, but it's been a great year for us.
Our numbers have actually gone up. Yeah, we really are genuinely appreciative of the fact that you guys are listening at really a pretty amazing rate right now. And to all of the new people joining us, because we know there are several new listeners. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here for this Thanksgiving. And happy Thanksgiving to you. Happy Thanksgiving.
Let's get to the episodes. Enough of me and Jeremy yammering. It's Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Ballmer! Come on! Get up! Get up! Who said sit down? I have four words for you. I love this company. Yes!
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