Local Hour: Happy Thanksgiling!
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What are the origins of the Aspiration-Kawhi Leonard report?
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How does the voice modulation machine reveal the truth about Pablo?
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Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris.
What are the highlights of Billy Gil's best moments this year?
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How did the team celebrate Thanksgiving this year?
Eastern. See official rules at program website.
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold.
That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
What are the implications of the Pablo Torre story on sports journalism?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Hello, everyone. Happy Thanksgiving. That's what we're doing this year. Thanksgiving? Why is that? Not Thanksgiving, Billy. Let's restart. I'm going to keep all of it.
What does the discussion reveal about the Dolphins' must-win game?
No. Oh, it's not Christmas. That's true. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Thanksgiving. This is very exciting, guys. Normally on Thanksgiving, we have a few best of episodes where we just celebrate the year that was. And this year, Jeremy, somebody left us. Who's that? Billy Gill. R.I.P. We love Billy and we miss him. He's still here. So we want to celebrate Billy this year by having some of his best moments of his last year with us. I f***ed this one up.
How does the panel react to the new revelations about Kawhi Leonard's contract?
Let's do it one more time. I didn't like my RIP. We're going to do it one last time. Ho, ho, ho! Merry Thanksgiving! No, it's not Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving. Like Billy Gill? This year we are celebrating our year over the Thanksgiving. This is terrible. We need to lock in. Oh, Merry Thanksgiving? Yeah, that's right, Jeremy. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. We want to do things a little bit differently this year.
What are the potential repercussions for the Clippers regarding their salary cap violations?
We have best ofs coming this Thursday, right now. That's today.
Today's Thursday.
We have one today. We have one tomorrow. And they're fun.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the origins of the Aspiration-Kawhi Leonard report?
0:00–0:53
2
How does the voice modulation machine reveal the truth about Pablo?
0:53–1:26
3
What are the highlights of Billy Gil's best moments this year?
1:26–1:52
4
How did the team celebrate Thanksgiving this year?
1:52–2:20
5
What are the implications of the Pablo Torre story on sports journalism?
2:20–2:54
6
What does the discussion reveal about the Dolphins' must-win game?
2:54–3:25
7
How does the panel react to the new revelations about Kawhi Leonard's contract?
3:25–3:57
8
What are the potential repercussions for the Clippers regarding their salary cap violations?
3:57–50:14
Speakers
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