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Roy Wood Jr.

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3542 total appearances

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

Proud Negro men and women being arrested for no reason.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

Proud Negro men and women being arrested for no reason.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

Oh, I'm sorry. Did the Klan fill out their paperwork before marching in my neighborhood?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

Oh, I'm sorry. Did the Klan fill out their paperwork before marching in my neighborhood?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

Actually, Trevor, I don't agree. You have to look at the bright side of things. Yeah, maybe the cops arrested Dr. King and a bunch of our brothers and sisters, but they did it this time without violence. That's progress. I mean, 40 years ago, a white man wouldn't even give a black man a glass of water. Now, not only can we have water, we can get it whether we want it or not.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

Actually, Trevor, I don't agree. You have to look at the bright side of things. Yeah, maybe the cops arrested Dr. King and a bunch of our brothers and sisters, but they did it this time without violence. That's progress. I mean, 40 years ago, a white man wouldn't even give a black man a glass of water. Now, not only can we have water, we can get it whether we want it or not.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

Well, I mean, I guess you could call that progress. Oh, I do call that progress. We've gone from lynchings to beatings, now to peaceful arrests.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

Well, I mean, I guess you could call that progress. Oh, I do call that progress. We've gone from lynchings to beatings, now to peaceful arrests.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

In fact, I heard Dr. King is coming back right here next month to Selma to march across that bridge, and at the rate of progress we're making, I bet you it's gonna be a fun day marching arm in arm with the police, and one day they'll make a movie about it, and it'll be called Selma, the day when nothing happened at all.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

In fact, I heard Dr. King is coming back right here next month to Selma to march across that bridge, and at the rate of progress we're making, I bet you it's gonna be a fun day marching arm in arm with the police, and one day they'll make a movie about it, and it'll be called Selma, the day when nothing happened at all.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

Welcome to CP Time, the only show that's for the culture. Today, we will be discussing the history of civil rights marches. They were how black people fought the system, made change. It's also how your granddaddy got his steps in. Now, there are the famous marches that we all know about.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

Welcome to CP Time, the only show that's for the culture. Today, we will be discussing the history of civil rights marches. They were how black people fought the system, made change. It's also how your granddaddy got his steps in. Now, there are the famous marches that we all know about.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

The March on Washington, Birmingham, and the March in Selma, which I was getting ready to attend until I found out that march was on a bridge. I don't do bridges well. I told Dr. King if God wanted the black man to cross rivers, we would have been born with those little floaty things on our arm, like white people.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

The March on Washington, Birmingham, and the March in Selma, which I was getting ready to attend until I found out that march was on a bridge. I don't do bridges well. I told Dr. King if God wanted the black man to cross rivers, we would have been born with those little floaty things on our arm, like white people.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

But there are many other marches in black history worth noting, such as the 1995 Million Man March in Washington, D.C. Now, some people say the crowd size didn't actually reach a million men. But if that's true, it's only because it was the 90s and all those parachute pants took up too much space. But at least hundreds of thousands of men attended this march.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

But there are many other marches in black history worth noting, such as the 1995 Million Man March in Washington, D.C. Now, some people say the crowd size didn't actually reach a million men. But if that's true, it's only because it was the 90s and all those parachute pants took up too much space. But at least hundreds of thousands of men attended this march.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

They gathered to call attention to black issues like structural racism, unemployment, and most importantly, an end to the jerry curl, or as I call it, the black mullet. That hairstyle has held more black men back than bad credit. The jerry curl is the only hairstyle that made black men look like Jewish mothers. Sadly, I did not attend the Million Man March. I tried to, but I misheard the location.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

They gathered to call attention to black issues like structural racism, unemployment, and most importantly, an end to the jerry curl, or as I call it, the black mullet. That hairstyle has held more black men back than bad credit. The jerry curl is the only hairstyle that made black men look like Jewish mothers. Sadly, I did not attend the Million Man March. I tried to, but I misheard the location.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

You see, they said it was at the National Mall, but what I thought they said was the Nashville Mall. And let's just say all those white people in Tennessee were as confused as I was when I was protesting in front of an Orange Julius. Now, you can't speak about marches without speaking about the big, bad, sexy, Afro-repping Black Panthers. Look at them.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Black History Month

You see, they said it was at the National Mall, but what I thought they said was the Nashville Mall. And let's just say all those white people in Tennessee were as confused as I was when I was protesting in front of an Orange Julius. Now, you can't speak about marches without speaking about the big, bad, sexy, Afro-repping Black Panthers. Look at them.