Roy Wood Jr.

They would be right every time.

I mean, right down to captions and how captions now move with one word and like that drives me up the wall.

But if you're saying that's what I got to do so that I can sell tickets in Toledo next month.

then all right, fine.

Then that's what I have to do.

I just have to hope that you will come see me live and get the more elongated, proper version of the thing.

Yeah, as the chef intended.

And I really feel like...

When you look at what's happening now with how we consume content, it's all short order.

The one thing that gives me some degree of hope is this Korean drama vertical thing that's supposedly going to be the new thing where it's 10 one-minute episodes of a thing.

Nobody will watch a 10-minute episode.

webisode, but you'll watch ten one-minute episodes.

But it changes how you write because they write essentially cliffhangers every minute.

And it's huge.

It's huge over there, and that trend is starting to happen over here.

And so if that becomes the new behavioral consumer habit, then I think slowly we revert back to people just watching a 10-minute thing.

Because if you'll binge 10 one-minute episodes, eventually your viewing habits will evolve into you just watching 10 minutes.

Like if you're a 20-year-old right now, and you watch 10 one-minute episodes, by the time you're 30, you'll have the attention span, in theory.

to watch something for 10 minutes, and then we're back to 20 minutes, and then we're back to regular sitcom 1988 land.

Maybe.