Roy Wood Jr.

Everybody talking about Stephen A. Smith running for president. But I'm just saying the bar is low. I'm just saying that. The prerequisites for the resume of president have changed. We're never going back to some Harvard law. No, that's over. He was a governor for a while. That is over. He was a senator. No.

Everybody talking about Stephen A. Smith running for president. But I'm just saying the bar is low. I'm just saying that. The prerequisites for the resume of president have changed. We're never going back to some Harvard law. No, that's over. He was a governor for a while. That is over. He was a senator. No.

Everybody talking about Stephen A. Smith running for president. But I'm just saying the bar is low. I'm just saying that. The prerequisites for the resume of president have changed. We're never going back to some Harvard law. No, that's over. He was a governor for a while. That is over. He was a senator. No.

Absolutely. And I need... You send in your Mothra.

Absolutely. And I need... You send in your Mothra.

Absolutely. And I need... You send in your Mothra.

Yeah, I... We'll see what happens at midterms. I don't want to speak too much of it into existence because I don't know if he really wants to do that. I think he's... But if it's ever anybody that could pardon me for those credit cards I stole in 98, it'd be President Stephen A. Smith, so I'm kind of pulling. I'm tired of answering them extra questions when I go to Canada.

Yeah, I... We'll see what happens at midterms. I don't want to speak too much of it into existence because I don't know if he really wants to do that. I think he's... But if it's ever anybody that could pardon me for those credit cards I stole in 98, it'd be President Stephen A. Smith, so I'm kind of pulling. I'm tired of answering them extra questions when I go to Canada.

Yeah, I... We'll see what happens at midterms. I don't want to speak too much of it into existence because I don't know if he really wants to do that. I think he's... But if it's ever anybody that could pardon me for those credit cards I stole in 98, it'd be President Stephen A. Smith, so I'm kind of pulling. I'm tired of answering them extra questions when I go to Canada.

You know, that's what they make you do in Canada when you commit a crime in America. They pull you off to the side and ask you all these extra questions to make sure you're not coming here to do the crimes.

You know, that's what they make you do in Canada when you commit a crime in America. They pull you off to the side and ask you all these extra questions to make sure you're not coming here to do the crimes.

You know, that's what they make you do in Canada when you commit a crime in America. They pull you off to the side and ask you all these extra questions to make sure you're not coming here to do the crimes.

Yeah, literally. That's literally what it is. And then they go through NCIC and then they find out, oh, this feels like more than an indiscretion. I don't know what it was. It's just credit cards, baby. I was 19. Good times, right? Sit here for four hours while we decide.

Yeah, literally. That's literally what it is. And then they go through NCIC and then they find out, oh, this feels like more than an indiscretion. I don't know what it was. It's just credit cards, baby. I was 19. Good times, right? Sit here for four hours while we decide.

Yeah, literally. That's literally what it is. And then they go through NCIC and then they find out, oh, this feels like more than an indiscretion. I don't know what it was. It's just credit cards, baby. I was 19. Good times, right? Sit here for four hours while we decide.

We have to catch a game. Oh, man. And I say that with seriousness and sincerity because I don't go to sporting events with everyone. I go with my son and I go with people who legitimately appreciate the game that is being played and not showing up to take a bunch of selfies.

We have to catch a game. Oh, man. And I say that with seriousness and sincerity because I don't go to sporting events with everyone. I go with my son and I go with people who legitimately appreciate the game that is being played and not showing up to take a bunch of selfies.

We have to catch a game. Oh, man. And I say that with seriousness and sincerity because I don't go to sporting events with everyone. I go with my son and I go with people who legitimately appreciate the game that is being played and not showing up to take a bunch of selfies.

You would like NASCAR. I don't know if you've ever gone, bro. If you want to take me to a NASCAR race. I'm not bullsh**. Now, it's an all-day thing. It's three out, depending on which day you go. The race itself is three out, but you got to go like two hours beforehand and hang and drink. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I will, dare I say this, I got a NASCAR guy.

You would like NASCAR. I don't know if you've ever gone, bro. If you want to take me to a NASCAR race. I'm not bullsh**. Now, it's an all-day thing. It's three out, depending on which day you go. The race itself is three out, but you got to go like two hours beforehand and hang and drink. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I will, dare I say this, I got a NASCAR guy.