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You would like NASCAR. I don't know if you've ever gone, bro. If you want to take me to a NASCAR race. I'm not bullsh**. Now, it's an all-day thing. It's three out, depending on which day you go. The race itself is three out, but you got to go like two hours beforehand and hang and drink. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I will, dare I say this, I got a NASCAR guy.

I got a NASCAR plug. Like all my other friends like get invited to Oscar parties and like the other day, what was it? Planet Hollywood opened in New York City and they had every A-lister on earth there. I don't get invited to none of that. But I've got a guy right now that can get me into mission control at NASA. And we can talk to people at the space station. Right now.

I got a NASCAR plug. Like all my other friends like get invited to Oscar parties and like the other day, what was it? Planet Hollywood opened in New York City and they had every A-lister on earth there. I don't get invited to none of that. But I've got a guy right now that can get me into mission control at NASA. And we can talk to people at the space station. Right now.

I got a NASCAR plug. Like all my other friends like get invited to Oscar parties and like the other day, what was it? Planet Hollywood opened in New York City and they had every A-lister on earth there. I don't get invited to none of that. But I've got a guy right now that can get me into mission control at NASA. And we can talk to people at the space station. Right now.

I got a guy until Elon fires him. I got a guy.

I got a guy until Elon fires him. I got a guy.

I got a guy until Elon fires him. I got a guy.

Let's get right into it. Now, look, I know everybody want to talk about Trump, but first, let's talk about the opposite of Trump, women's basketball. Last night, the LSU Lady Tigers beat Iowa in a tournament that had record-breaking viewership, but it wasn't just who won the game that left people talking.

Let's get right into it. Now, look, I know everybody want to talk about Trump, but first, let's talk about the opposite of Trump, women's basketball. Last night, the LSU Lady Tigers beat Iowa in a tournament that had record-breaking viewership, but it wasn't just who won the game that left people talking.

Oh! Oh! Did you see what that black woman did to the white woman who did the same thing to a previous woman in a previous game? Must tweet. Can't resist must tweets. First off, Caitlyn Clark herself was okay with the shit. She was fine with it, because Caitlyn gets that trash talk is part of the game. And I agree. Personally, I think trash talk is good for sports.

Oh! Oh! Did you see what that black woman did to the white woman who did the same thing to a previous woman in a previous game? Must tweet. Can't resist must tweets. First off, Caitlyn Clark herself was okay with the shit. She was fine with it, because Caitlyn gets that trash talk is part of the game. And I agree. Personally, I think trash talk is good for sports.

Sports is better when there's trash talk. Even better when it might start a race war. You can't see me. You can't see me. And to be honest, man, this was some good competition, yo. Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese. This might be the new Magic Johnson versus Larry Bird. This might be the start of a feud that bleeds into the professional and into the WNBA.

Sports is better when there's trash talk. Even better when it might start a race war. You can't see me. You can't see me. And to be honest, man, this was some good competition, yo. Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese. This might be the new Magic Johnson versus Larry Bird. This might be the start of a feud that bleeds into the professional and into the WNBA.

You think Kaitlyn Clark ain't back in Iowa right now training? You think she ain't right now dunking off the side of a barn? LSU might have messed up and created a monster. The last thing you want in your life is a white woman with a grudge. You seen the movies? Them white women get mad? Hey, you get a white woman mad, they keep coming and keep coming and coming. Did y'all see Alien?

You think Kaitlyn Clark ain't back in Iowa right now training? You think she ain't right now dunking off the side of a barn? LSU might have messed up and created a monster. The last thing you want in your life is a white woman with a grudge. You seen the movies? Them white women get mad? Hey, you get a white woman mad, they keep coming and keep coming and coming. Did y'all see Alien?

That alien pissed off Sigourney Weaver one time and then Sigourney whooped that alien's ass for four straight movies. Then, then she went and sicked a predator on they ass.

That alien pissed off Sigourney Weaver one time and then Sigourney whooped that alien's ass for four straight movies. Then, then she went and sicked a predator on they ass.

Earlier this week, we told you how LSU beat Iowa in the Women's NCAA Basketball Championship, and there was some epic trash talk this week between Angel Reese and Kaitlyn Clark, and tempers have been bubbling all week, but finally, finally, a peacemaker has emerged.

Earlier this week, we told you how LSU beat Iowa in the Women's NCAA Basketball Championship, and there was some epic trash talk this week between Angel Reese and Kaitlyn Clark, and tempers have been bubbling all week, but finally, finally, a peacemaker has emerged.

No, you're wrong. She's talking about peace and unity, y'all. Why shouldn't the losers be standing proud with the winners? COME ON, JILL BIDEN. YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN THE WHITE HOUSE INTO A PARTICIPATION TROPHY. NOBODY LIKES PARTICIPATION TROPHIES. EVEN THE KIDS DON'T LIKE PARTICIPATION TROPHIES. NOBODY.